Magpie

People who say they wouldn't have him as manager considering the useless cunt we currently have as manager are quite clearly mental.

Started already, lots of games in a short space of time, doesn't grow on trees etc etc. Utter bollocks. Absolutely no defending it, horrendous 'support'.

My grandad never used to shut up about him and Lofthouse whenever we talked football, was always saying they were 'proper footballers'. True legend RIP

Gameweek 26: Cardiff 1-1 Aston Villa Hull 1-2 Southampton West Ham 1-0 Norwich West Brom 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 2-1 Man Utd Everton 2-0 Crystal Palace Man City 3-0 Sunderland Newcastle 0-2 Tottenham Stoke 2-1 Swansea Fulham 0-2 Liverpool

Yorkshire/Lancashire clubs should be in simply for closer, more affordable away days!!

We all know that MYM played at DM for Montpellier as well as CH so why the fuck is Santon starting ahead of him? It beggars belief, it really does.

1-0 win

Gameweek 25: Liverpool 2 - 2 Arsenal Aston Villa 2 - 1 West Ham Chelsea 3 - 0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1 - 0 West Brom Norwich 0 - 4 Man City Southampton 2 - 0 Stoke Sunderland 1 - 0 Hull Swansea 3 - 1 Cardiff Tottenham 1 - 1 Everton Man Utd 2 - 0 Fulham

MYM has to stand in for him.

Jesus wept. He doesn't even know the upcoming fixtures. Rattled marra.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26020022

1-0 Arse, Ox

GW 24: Newcastle 1-1 Sunderland West Ham 2-1 Swansea Cardiff 2-1 Norwich Everton 3-1 Aston Villa Fulham 2-2 Southampton Hull 0-2 Tottenham Stoke 1-2 Man Utd West Brom 1-3 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace Man City 3-1 Chelsea

Full list of broadcast selections and fixture changes: Barclays Premier League live fixture list Southampton v Liverpool Saturday 1 March, 5.30pm (Sky Sports) Aston Villa v Norwich City Sunday 2 March, 4.30pm (Sky Sports) West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United Saturday 8 March, 12.45pm (BT Sport) Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur Saturday 8 March, 5.30pm (Sky Sports) * This match is subject to Chelsea's possible participation in the FA Cup sixth round. Newcastle United v Everton Sunday 9 March, 4pm (Sky Sports) * This match is subject to Everton's possible participation in the FA Cup sixth round. Liverpool v Sunderland Monday 10 March, 8pm (Sky Sports) * This match is subject to FA Cup sixth-round participation. Hull City v Manchester City Saturday 15 March, 12.45pm (BT Sport) Aston Villa v Chelsea Saturday 15 March, 5.30pm (Sky Sports) Manchester United v Liverpool Sunday 16 March, 1.30pm (Sky Sports) Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal Sunday 16 March, 4pm (Sky Sports) Chelsea v Arsenal Saturday 22 March, 12.45pm (BT Sport) West Ham United v Manchester United Saturday 22 March, 5.30pm (Sky Sports) Tottenham Hotspur v Southampton Sunday 23 March, 1.30pm (Sky Sports) Aston Villa v Stoke City Sunday 23 March, 4pm (Sky Sports) Manchester United v Manchester City Tuesday 25 March, 7.45pm (Sky Sports) Manchester United v Aston Villa Saturday 29 March, 12.45pm (BT Sport) Arsenal v Manchester City Saturday 29 March, 5.30pm (Sky Sports) Fulham v Everton Sunday 30 March, 1.30pm (Sky Sports) Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur Sunday 30 March, 4pm (Sky Sports) Sunderland v West Ham United Monday 31 March, 8pm (Sky Sports)

Man Utd 2-1 Cardiff Norwich 1-2 Newcastle Southampton 0-2 Arsenal Swansea 2-1 Fulham Crystal Palace 1-0 Hull Liverpool 3-2 Everton Aston Villa 2-2 West Brom Chelsea 3-0 West Ham Sunderland 1-1 Stoke Tottenham 1-3 Man City

So much at work already, what a fucking mare.

Not yet

Holy fuck

HAHAHAHA

Un-bastard-believable

Useless little cunt

Still at it!!! http://www.nufcdirect.com/team-gilet-mens-600060?colcode=60006022

Gameweek 22: Sunderland 2 - 1 Southampton Arsenal 3 - 0 Fulham Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Stoke Man City 4 - 0 Cardiff Norwich 1 - 2 Hull West Ham 1 - 1 Newcastle Liverpool 3 - 1 Aston Villa Swansea 1 - 2 Tottenham Chelsea 2 - 1 Man Utd West Brom 1 - 1 Everton

Carroll and Nolan both back, nailed on defeat with each of them bagging a hat trick.

Think they might have went with Clattenburg for this WC if he wasn't always getting embroiled in all these allegations etc.