Magpie

Oh fuck.....Luque MK II!!!

Would do for me definitely. And he could bring Appiah in with him aswell to replace Butt

Haven't got a friggin clue....and can't see it happening any time soon!

If this happened I'd wear a turban (sp?) for a year!!!

Where exactly is Ashley?

Yep something like he would rather lose for England than L'pool or something. Simply a prick. Say what you like about Beckham & Owen, atleast you know they regard playing for their country with the highest honour Aye that's only cos he never got f***ing picked!! Useless scouse t***.

He'd be f***ing insane to give up Schalke to come here!! Or Hamburg for that matter!!! HAHA That's what I meant. I've not been up long

Laudrup's a good shout though

He'd be f***ing insane to give up Hamburg to come here!!

nah he's a t***. I've always said he was the most overrated player in this league, and i think he and paul scholes, get away with murder. I despise him (probably more than any Arsenal player bar eboue and gallas). You like Eboue and Gallas!?!?!

Absolute fucking mess!!!

Just got this on an e-mail: Newcastle United had accepted an offer of significant investment into the club from Adhu Dhabi United Group. As this developed through August a number of high profile world stars were lined up to sign for NUFC. These signings were to be a statement of intent one of which is the now known about Robinho deal for Man City. Kevin stated he did not want players motivated by money at the team he wanted a team with heart and soul. Mike Ashley supported Keegan and attempted to still bring in the investment. The ADUG thereon insisted on Keegans departure prior to investing. The deal fell apart at the last minute because of Kevins caring stance that players must care for the club and want to play football. Events of the investment in Manchester City now show you the ramifications of that decision not to sack Keegan. The money at the 11th hour was invested into MC and therefore this has caused huge difficulty for all. The board are currently in discussions about resolutions to a number of issues.

Slightly harsh considering, still had a giggle though!!

This tbh!

Jesus wept, some of the absolute shite being spouted in here!!! Its like reading the gutter press (and their hate campaign against us) some of it. Lock the fucker....infact lock the board for a few hours, fucks sake!!! Un-friggin-believable

Is there not a chance that we've been after others but just haven't been able to get them to sign or wrap up deals?!?!? Slightly disappointing but not the end of the world!!!

Selling him for as little as £2 million?!?!?! Asbolutely fucking clueless the press at the moment....bellends!!

WHO?!?!?

Birmingham are absolutely gonna piss the Championship this year imo. Could have it sewn up by February!

This!

Was just gonna mention this!! Steve Wilson you are an absolute cunt of the highest order! What gives him the right to state that he shouldn't be involved and that the FA should throw the book at him. Prick!

Seriously though why are .com stirring it up so much, almost as bad as the bastard S*n some of the drivel they're coming out with!! Tits.

Re first sentance. What a load of rubbish! OK, so he could have put a request in sooner. Maybe something has happened to tip the balance in the favour of moving in the last week. Would you rather he drops hints in the papers that he wants awy whilst sitting on a loyalty bonus from us? Its refreshing to see players slap in a transfer request when they want to leave. Barry could learn a lot here Did you read this mate? This is after LAST NIGHT'S game!! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/08/27/james-milner-happy-to-focus-on-football-72703-21615391/

Ken Bates: Meanwhile, the club is also monitoring events elsewhere during the transfer window with the chairman revealing a possible windfall could be in the pipeline. "We have a sell-on clause on a player in demand at another club," he explained. "We were approached to take a figure to buy out the rights which suggests he may be set to move on. "We're happy to ride with it, see what happens and take our share." Don't want to give them cunts owt, let him rot

Wounded!!!!