Big Geordie

And you don’t? I wish for far better than that, but with the owner - it's not gonna happen.

Remember fellas, Sky and the PL just see us as cannon fodder for the big 6.

We won't get one, if any. Just watch!

3-3 Abraham

3-1 Mount (dodgy keeper?)

WBA 3 Chelsea 0 Robinson x2 Bartley ::

Palace 1 Everton 2 Ricarlison (pen)

Palace level

A very big stool? ::

7-0 Ritchie

Fraser hits the bar with a header......

Carroll misses a good chance.

aye, can't find nowt now Probably hasn't wiped his arse properly! Carrol on for Almiron Barlasser on for Hayden

I've never seen NUFC score more than 8 in my life time (Sheff Weds at home)

6-0 Lascelles

Fraser on for Clark

Eh? ::

Well, I didn't see this coming. I know we've got to take the standard of the opposition into account, but this is a proper pasting we are handing out.

Hayden makes it 5-0

Morcambe down to 10 - Longstaff nailed by a bad tackle.

Joelinton bags his 2nd with a screamer!

3-0 Murphy

joe from Linton misses a sitter! (hit post)

Joe from Linton! :: 1-0

Who's gonna get the goals tonight, then?