Big Geordie

I'd be happy enough if he's our new centre-forward. Knows where the goal is - just needs proper service.

Another cracking result ? In Bruce We Trust ??

Safety gotta come first, in the present climate.

I will hopefully be heading back to Croft Park, if and when Blyth's season starts up again. I believe there's no word/time for when the new season may start? They've just signed ex Toon youth keeper, Brendan Pearson.

Strike

All hail Ashley and Bruce!

It would be the most Newcastle/Ashley thing to go and spend on a centre half, when you are in desperate need of a striker.

Nine minutes of "unique goals" and Robert's vs Fulham isn't on?! Shite! I was going to mention that but I wasn’t sure who it was against Fulham

Terrific

Blyth am led to believe had a team full of trialists (pretty much) Michael Nelson is having to start from scratch, on a vastly reduced budget.

Messi has apparently told Barcelona that he wants to leave.

Coman scores.... 1-0

Lewandowski hits post

One bellend interviewing another.

I shouldn't laugh at that. :: But :D

So, back to the shite #fakeovers then. The joys of following NUFC!

5Live almost in tears that the Mancs are getting beat.

Sevilla score. Luuk de Jong.

1-1 Suso

1-0 Fernandes

Pen to Man United - already. Foul on Rashford.

What an absolute fucking creep. He blocked me yesterday after I called him out on what he posted (then removed) about the poor fucker that died underneath the Tyne Bridge. What did he say about that, Sima? :: Was a couple of photos of the emergency services on the quayside with the daft 'hands over the eyes' monkey emoji. Utter cretin. Well, we know that everything has to be about him. Bloke is a twat.

What an absolute fucking creep. He blocked me yesterday after I called him out on what he posted (then removed) about the poor fucker that died underneath the Tyne Bridge. What did he say about that, Sima? ::

Hi Luke How is Henry?