Big Geordie

4-0 Rashford

Colback

Owen? Kane makes it 3-0.

Timing of this (again) is suspicious. Ashley and Bishop trying the old 1-2 again. Am sure there are some sheep who will lap it up.

Another shout for a pen?

3-1

That’s garbage from City

Fuck Citeh, tbh. Don’t like the scousers as a club, but they are self made.

Wow - another great goal

Strike!

The Rafa haters are loving this (well, on my FB feed) I'm happy we've climbed the league, but the jury is still out for me.

Full Time. Good win

Bournemouth miss a sitter in the 95th minute - Josh King.

6mins of added time. WTF? ::

ASM off for Attsu

You would hope for the front 3, that it will click eventually. Good job that the goals are coming from other areas of the team though.

Joelinton off - Carroll on.

Joelinton should have scored now - straight at the keeper.

Should have been 3-1 Our front 3 couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo!

Martin Atkinson not endearing himself to the locals!

Clark!!!! 2-1!!!!

Swore a lot and kicked something (I presume the water bottles), not exactly supporting his struggling £40m striker Wonder if he would do that if top boy Carroll missed a sitter? He wouldn't, because Carroll would rip his arms and legs off.

Went crackers, apparently.

VAR gives it. Thank fuck for that.

1-1!!!! Yedlin!!!!