Big Geordie

Should have been 3-1 Our front 3 couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo!

Martin Atkinson not endearing himself to the locals!

Clark!!!! 2-1!!!!

Swore a lot and kicked something (I presume the water bottles), not exactly supporting his struggling £40m striker Wonder if he would do that if top boy Carroll missed a sitter? He wouldn't, because Carroll would rip his arms and legs off.

Went crackers, apparently.

VAR gives it. Thank fuck for that.

1-1!!!! Yedlin!!!!

ASM hits the bar! Should have scored according to Ando.

Almost 2-0 Bournemouth :: Yedlin clears.

Sounds a bit better, last couple of minutes. Better tempo.

Dummett on for Lascelles.

Radio Newcastle just mentioned the empty seats.

0-1 Wilson

Bournemouth should be 1-0 up, then Willems had a great chance.

Howay. Clash between Laceselles and Dubs - both are down.

Keys wouldn't leak the club being sold (if it were to happen) He takes the Ashley coin.

Ignore the hairy-handed gimp. He hates us lot and will have a huge semi on for getting some to bite.

Great header from Tosun

Must be bad with no replay. Red card harsh on Son?

Spot on

2-0 win for Spartans, inc a pen scored by Callum Roberts.

Thank fuck for that - a lot closer than it should have been.

Could have been 2-4. Almiron crowded out after being played in by Carroll.

5mins

2-3 Snodgrass We are gonna bottle this now.