Big Geordie

West Ham 1 Spurs 3 Antonio

West Ham might be a shout for relegation. They've been pish in recent weeks.

West Ham 0 Spurs 3 Kane

West Ham 0 Spurs 2 Lucas Moura

Top lad.

Ashley in the news again this morning - HoF have been knocking out a couple of garments with real fur. (LBC)

5-0 Kane (hattrick)

4-0 Rashford

Colback

Owen? Kane makes it 3-0.

Timing of this (again) is suspicious. Ashley and Bishop trying the old 1-2 again. Am sure there are some sheep who will lap it up.

Another shout for a pen?

3-1

That’s garbage from City

Fuck Citeh, tbh. Don’t like the scousers as a club, but they are self made.

Wow - another great goal

Strike!

The Rafa haters are loving this (well, on my FB feed) I'm happy we've climbed the league, but the jury is still out for me.

Full Time. Good win

Bournemouth miss a sitter in the 95th minute - Josh King.

6mins of added time. WTF? ::

ASM off for Attsu

You would hope for the front 3, that it will click eventually. Good job that the goals are coming from other areas of the team though.

Joelinton off - Carroll on.

Joelinton should have scored now - straight at the keeper.