Big Geordie

4-1 - Williamson. Another Thauvin assist.

Mitrovic getting ready to come on.

Janmaat makes it 3-1. Another assist from Thavuin.

Richards makes it 2-1.

Pen to Northampton - Tiote with a handball.

2-0! De Jong!

Assist from Hiadara.

Thauvin 1-0

Newcastle match is on 1458, MW. That's how I'm listening - having to borrow my mother-in-laws little portable radio as we don't have a MW one working!

Gouffran in midfield - super. Cisse out with sickness bug according to Paul Simpson, on Radio Newcastle.

That Defoe 'ad' is just mental. Does he want his arse wiping too? I look after lads who need way less care than he 'requires' and he's a fully functioning adult, FFS.

What's this about some players saying they are knackered?! They've only had two games in a week. *christ*

'Mag Ghost Stories'- brilliant.

Blyth 1 Buxton 0 Maguire 3 wins from for Blyth

Palarse 2 Villa 1 Sakho

Such a cracking game. First on MotD tonight no doubt. Think we'll be on last.

West Ham 3 Bournemouth 4 Miaga

Jenkinson sent off for West Ham Wilson scores - hattrick.

Palarse 1 Villa 1 Trareore (sp?) Think he's the ex Barcelona kid Leicester 0 Spurs 1 Ali - laid on by Kane

Palarse 1 Villa 0 Dann

West Ham 2 Bournemouth 3 Pugh (I think!)

Palarse's goal disallowed. Mile offside apparently. Fuck off Pardew!

Palarse 1 Villa 0 Gayle

West Ham 2 Bournemouth 2 Kuate (sp?)