Big Geordie

Blyth in real trouble - and it's totally self inflicted. Been circling the bowl the last few seasons - luck may run out this time. Perma-crock JJ Hooper out for rest of season too.

'Gritty' away win, after a really poor first half. Really good finish by Bruno for the winner, after VAR seemed intent on denying us the win, with Schar's earlier strike. More injuries though. It's never ending.

This has been woeful

Palace 1 Citeh 1 KDB with a pearler

Huge game for Blyth today - home to Rushall.

Palace 1 Citeh 0 Mateta

Is James Huntley being kept on? He's my best mate's nephew. Was asking about him earlier on today - mate hadn't heard owt.

All those Chelsea 'fans' who fucked off home early. Cockney wankers

4-3 Chelsea! Palmer hattrick!

Palmer....... 3-3

Pen given

VAR check. Laugh my tits off if this gets ruled out.

Pen to Chelsea! 97th min

8mins added on

He looks like a proper little radgie.

Chelsea 2 Man United 3 Garnnacho

Full time at Liverpool

Liverpool 3 Sheff United 1 Gapko

Liverpool 2 Sheff United 1 Macallister

I'm listening to the wrong game I think!

Liverpool 1 Sheff United 1 Bradley OG

Chelsea 2 Man United 0 Palmer

Pen Chelsea

Liverpool 1 Sheff United 0 Nunez after a really awful mistake.

Sheff United miss 2 excellent chances in the first 2 mins.