Big Geordie

Schar on for Botman at HT.

I'd fetch Little Joe on for Big Jo. Extra legs and pace in midfield may help. Bournemouth are a dangerous side and very well coached. We will do well to get something out of this.

Being beaten by the better team today - Bournemouth are doing a number on us.

Re Shearer's accent - I'd imagine he'll have received media training and part of that will have been to tone it down. My accent changes automatically when I talk to my dad - becomes rougher SE Northumbrian, mixed with some pitmatic which he is still fluent in - as is the father in law.

Lads a good player and has defo bailed them out over the last few months.

Calls for Ammad to go to Arsenal in the mornings press?

3-1 Ammad hattrick

There it is 2-1 Ammad I should have put a bet on.

Time for their inevitable winner yet.

1-1 Ammad

If they get beat tonight, that will be 4 home defeats in a row, which apparently hasn't happened for over 100 years. (5Live)

I'll call it now - Mancs to score 2 late goals - the winner in the 100th minute.

Ajax must be laughing their tits off. £80 million?

Anthony misses a sitter!

Pen shout - seems to hit in armpit region, similar to Joelinton the other week. De Ligt lucky according to 5Live.

Ipswich 0 Brighton 2 Rutter Shout for pen to Southampton!

Mancs are defo in a relegation battle. Make no mistake about it.

Ipswich 0 Brighton 1 Mitoma

Nearly 2-0

Man United 0 Southampton 1 OG!

Double save from Onana!

Garrnacho misses a sitter

The complete striker - and certainly our best since Shearer. And he's not even in his 'prime' yet. He also seems like a really good lad as well. Regardless of what happens in the future - he is a black and white legend now.

Good win last night. Though Wolves had their chances, Newcastle were deserved winners. Thought Sandro bossed the middle of the park - again. But MoM had to be Alexander Isak - world class centre-forward play and finishing. What a star this lad is.

Good deal and Miggy heads back to familiar surroundings He's more than done his bit over the last 4/5 years or so. Cheers bonny lad