BottledDog

Shut your whore mouth.

Call it what you like. As it stands, you're a hysterical bedwetter. #wait

Nothing wrong with hammering home the point of how much more loyal our fans are than the other 2 major North East clubs are though. Only on here would people have a problem with that and it's something I've come to expect now tbh. I'll leave at at that. ...But less loyal than the 52000 West Ham fans that have already sold out their stadium? Nah, we have a lot to be proud about our support, and fuck the mackems, but it can get a bit murky when kicking smaller teams for their comparable ticket sales tbh.

Pretty sure it was less about our offers and more about him consistently having no interest in playing for us.

Yes I did, thought that was clear TBH! Fair play, just not sure what you're basing it on other than educated hope. Three failed Prem defenders, and one lesser failed prem defender/unknown. Would love to think you're right of course.

No chance. It's like choosing which child you like best. Sure, it's doable, but not publicly.

If there is a fault with it, shit yeah. Stifler did just that iirc.

Can't help thinking these stats are like goalkeepers in s*** teams being lauded for making loads of saves. Still, nice to see. The next 6 players below him are from the Top 3 teams..... That's kinda the point I was making. Of course his stats on how many times he's twatted it away from goal are better than players at teams that don't concede so many chances. But then players from other poor teams should be below him in that list instead of players from teams at the top - that stat highlights how much better he was than other defenders outside the absolute elite. Give me the amount of times he was presented with an opportunity to intercept, and the percentage he made it happen. Then lets see if the players from better teams had a worse/better ratio... Nah, I don't really care, I'm glad he's here. Just have a problem with these stats being thrown around. See below.

Can't help thinking these stats are like goalkeepers in shit teams being lauded for making loads of saves. Still, nice to see. The next 6 players below him are from the Top 3 teams..... That's kinda the point I was making. Of course his stats on how many times he's twatted it away from goal are better than players at teams that don't concede so many chances. That's likely gonna be the situation he's in with us this coming season, so it's good to see imo Er, ok then. Champion.

Can't help thinking these stats are like goalkeepers in shit teams being lauded for making loads of saves. Still, nice to see. The next 6 players below him are from the Top 3 teams..... That's kinda the point I was making. Of course his stats on how many times he's twatted it away from goal are better than players at teams that don't concede so many chances.

Can't help thinking these stats are like goalkeepers in shit teams being lauded for making loads of saves. Still, nice to see.

And the cries of a thousand bed-wetters were suddenly silenced. Viva Rafa! /whey, I preume this means he's staying, otherwise Lejeune'll be Lekicking himself.

Those that know Dummett, geography teachers, and cwarr07 are my go to guys.

I don't thing you quite understand just how bereft our squad is of poor to average players.

...without my pants.

I never knew that like. What does that entail? Is it just his height effected? Think they are injections. Should have come to Newcastle, they were free on the NHS. Would have been able to offer him the leg break and lengthen option too.

The rumour is he's already said his farewells to the players, yet he's quoted in an article published today. Admittedly, that's putting a lot of good faith into the integrity of the club's media team but I'm clinging to it. tbf those quotes don't sound very Rafa-esque =\ not bricking it yet but definitely prairie-dogging it. Read 'club' as 'cloob' and you'll feel a lot better mate. Works.

Christ, there goes my lunch.

Apparently not. Oh Fuuuuuck.

Jesus, can't wait until Dulwich hamlet break into the premier league, I can see some of you unable to go to games because football has become too real ale, too welcoming. It's a fucking flag celebrating the diversity of our support and it is fucking great. Makes me proud. God forbid there are any flags for other sections of our support flown, Wallsend mags, no need, Alnwick mags, sickening, Irish mags, shit the bed. It is not imposing anything on you. Embrace it or not, it is a flag to support the team and does not make you gay or a subject of ridicule by association.

Hi Rob.