BottledDog

It was a token bid. As suspected we weren't that serious in signing him. Phew, bet we're glad they didn't accept our shitload of cash offer then.

These are Daps. http://i.imgur.com/0VTOHb9.jpg Buy Daps. Daps Daps Daps Daps Daps.

Sign him up by all means. He was toss against Arsenal mind.

Yup. Being permabenched is crippling his International ambitions.

http://i.imgur.com/MoL08or.jpg

Now there's some news to warm all my cockles!

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Aww. Just look at him trying to wear young peoples clothes.

That is literally the same as 30,000,000 Tesco priced Kinder Surprises.

The world has gone mad. Ayoze will probably get dropped though... Well, sometimes you just have to take stats like those on face value. I don't know how many goals fifteen finishing gets you, but it doesn't sound enough for us right now.

Aubameyang available for just some more money than what we've already offered for Berahino. ‘If an offer comes, then we need to discuss it,’ said Dortmund’s chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke, admitting that the Bundesliga side would consider offers. ‘If it should go into hundreds of millions, then we also need to talk to the player. ‘But I’m not worrying about it because at the moment we want to keep him as long as possible, ideally beyond 2020.’

Though understandable that it may take a super long time to count up all his rings, this medical is becoming interminable.

I would totally be doing that if I were him. Dream move.

Wrong website. Point taken. Offer withdrawn.

Steak Bake for the first spotter of the Ashleycopter on Skyscanner.

Oh, at least. Maybe more.

As if. 'We tried'. This club. Grim.

Shit fans hate exciting players like Gayle so Pards will doubtless be lauded as a genius. If he can handle Hatem Ben Arfa, he can handle anyone. Apart from Hatem Ben Arfa and Dwight Gayle. Am I missing something here? I've watched Dwight Gayle numerous times in the flesh and on the tele and he's been absolute bunkum for the most part. A blue arsed fly running around randomly twatting balls into the sky bar the rare crafty goal. Maybe it is a Pardew thing, as you say, and he turns into some kind of Hatemesque superstar. Doubt it though.

Never happy for him to start once we were promoted, but appreciated his attitude and some good games when called upon. Long overdue, but good luck Moke.

England. Internationals.

Prepare for your last shreds of optimism to shrivel up and die. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/galleries/2621/You-ve-Levyed-Spurs-praise-chairman-Twitter-getting-12m-Newcastle-sportgalleries/405833

3/7 Pub singer.

I suspect he is here as a striker of sorts. How did you arrive at that conclusion? I do think him coming in might knock the Remy deal on the head as Remy's position is as a wide left forward. The main difference being he does actually score goals regularly. Because... well... frankly I have no idea what he might bring to the party. Wait, did I say striker? I meant left back. Andro - "I did also play left-back in a Europa League game [against Hearts, in August 2011]." He's our new left back!