BottledDog

Scandalous? Ffs. I'm sure the "millions of pounds of taxpayers' money" spent on making it look like an oasis for wildlife (or the odd pidgeon/cow) was hard spent, but it would be nice to wait for the actual plans before the mackems and well meaning wetwipes start throwing petitions about.

If this guy can nonchalantly ping a ball upfield to Isak. Well. Fuck. That would be lovely. If not. Would rather stick with Vlad, Pope, and Ruddy.

Well, you say that, but if the Owls play their cards right... there'll be a few pints in it for them.

Cordero, I welcome you.

Ooof, bit worrying. Hope you get back up and running quickly Eddie!

I've heard he is quicker pears down stairs.

It'll be like the warm spreading feeling you get when the sun breaks through the grey clouds and touches you, down there. Like hot buttered toast on a veranda on a car, cantering along the Amalfi coast dreaming of Spennymoor.

Bit sweary.

Fuuuuuuuck that sax sounds like a Kazoo.

The prancing tit has gone full on Anderson.

Oh god.

Wacka Wacka heeeeey.

Got off when the bus passed Ballys.

I mean, it feels wrong, but getting right into the chilled acoustic Dan Burn song.

Sunderland getting a kicking for paying players more than 15 quid a week.

About as legit as Howes transfer updates.

What I like most about Cumbrians, are their girlfriends. It's true.

Would.

Good luck my boy.

No need to have a pop in here lads, giving pelters on a players Insta feed is what the kids are into these days.

Not literally.

I barely cover just one barpersons pay in my time there! Trying to do better but walking the tightrope of not making it home safely. :/

From the very beginning, right up until now, every time I've looked into Eddie's eyes, properly looked, I just knew he loved Bournemouth more. Sure, it may be a deeper issue that I can't resolve between us personally, but come on, our ridiculous and frankly shit lack of originality in the Eddie Howe chant/song has to take some part of the blame.