Dokko

My bottles have frozen in the freezer

Aye they'll wanting donations soon. Good job this wan't on the BBC or that bit would have been done by Lenny Henry.

Done, dokko

1 hour!

Discussion continues here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,69768.0.html Good luck everyone, enjoy the next 4 weeks.

And so it begins...

Jesus, in their strips as well.

The Desailly love can start now as well.

Nowt stopping you making a new thread. Got to be done by someone, it is officially underway, though the matches aint started. Grey area.

Its traditional to mock the opening ceremony, its a ceremony in itself, the mocking. Football people just want the football to start. Fillin up now.

These lot woudn't even win BGT. TBH though, it looks like they are having the timeof their lives

Is R Kelly South African? Haven't they just imported an American? I mean...they're calling the thing Soccer Stadium. Now this. Fucking unbelievable. At least Mike will be happy.

I thought Will.i.am is doing somethging>

Nice miming cunt.

This voice over guy is gonna ask me for my bank details in a mo.

WTF is this shit?

Bang bang baaang

Hairy female pits in HD.

Just has been.

Sounded like the fonejacker

That voice man.

Woah Teeth!

Some terrible dancing going on.

Pitch looks a bit bald and dry.

Do what I did, for every game she has to watch (minus England) she gets a set fee money wise as long as she doesn't moan, tallied, then take her shoe shopping (or send her on her way). The more football she watches, the better pair of shoes is hers. Since she's even put bets on and highlighted in her diary games to watch out for!