Dokko

This is what happens when you give the World Cup to a shitty nation who doesn't deserve it, who spends millions on new stadiums while making millions homeless while watching their Countryman die of AIDs and do nothing about it. The reason they are so popular is because there is a void left to fill due to the new stadiums and increased interest, everyone wants to be involved but haven't a clue how to, they don't know how to support and they don't know what football is about, so these plastic mares fill in that void nicely with a dull monotonous sound driving real football fans crazy. culture my arse, its the lack of culture that has made these so popular with the mongs. This tournament has shown one thing; Africa wasn't ready for the World Cup and probably will never be in the future. Someone's sitting on some massive back handers, I can guess his name it sounds like Sep(tic) Bladder. Just look at this cunt: http://daylife.sky.com/imageserve/0eece2cbS01Il/610x.jpg That's what football means to her, blow something as loud as possible and need workman earphones so she doesn't go deaf but the rest of the crowd can go fuk themselves.

is this mark lawrence the father of the co-comentator on the bbc ? The same, do you know him? So bloody true. It's like Victor Meldrew commentating on the youths hanging about at the bottom of his street. Everything is so negative. It took till added on time in the second half for him to praise someone "that's a great save by the keeper!!!" then on replay "actually, i'm taking that back its not a great save"

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,50337.msg1217717.html#msg1217717 Still makes me cry my eyes out.

Such a shame we can't go back to the old server and dig up Yorkie's banning.

BBC HD is much clearer than ITV's imo.

What if, (and this is firmly tongue in cheek) like last time the fixtures were already leaked online, yet the FA denied this, you posted them before the official release as a 'guess', could they then stay? Surely they wouldn't legally have a leg to stand on if the post is never modified, remaining stamped and dated. It's not serious Dave, don't kill me

So bloody true. It's like Victor Meldrew commentating on the youths hanging about at the bottom of his street.

There's already a mass one, 60,000+ to ban, 6k to keep them. http://www.banvuvuzela.com/ Sky News: "A website /\/\ organised to give fans a vote on whether they should be banned has seen nearly 60,000 users vote to get rid of it - as of Sunday night - whereas just 6,500 wanted it to stay"

Darren Peacock's on the pitch. Nee hair and a better tan suits him mind.

So not quite a wasted trip for wor Glen.

There it is. Nothing to see here but a massive WUM doing a canny job reeling people in.

Seems like an oxymoron. who'll be first to fyp it ? I resisted.

Stop trying to de-newcastle-online this thread. Show some respect for our culture.

I've just received a new amp this morning set it up and the first thing i've sat down to watch is the football, 9 mins in and i want to take a cricket bat to my new toy. :~( I can actually picture the regretful post, describing in detail your vicious rampage. Once upon a time, probably. Not now though. I think.

I've just received a new amp this morning set it up and the first thing i've sat down to watch is the football, 9 mins in and i want to take a cricket bat to my new toy. :~(

"We're crazy, outlandish and exciting! That's why we enforce a constant, monotonous drone which essentially censors cheering, singing, the sounds of crowd excitement or any other musical instruments!" They make South Africa's support dull. Deathly dull. Thank to the constant drone you've adopted, your so called "outlandish" support makes the Germans look like Mardi Gras. It seems to me the people inside the grounds haven't had much experience at football matches, not top quality anyway, and do not understand what an atmosphere should be like and how it should effect the game. Its comments like this, and there are many others above that really fuel the total disrepectful fire... Our football isnt as good as yours. Our fans arent as knowledgable as yours. Our support isnt as good as yours. I shouldnt get sucked into "debates" like this because for all i know im probably talking to children. Ill leave it at that for now. On behalf of all of Africa, we apologise that we are different to you. I'm waiting for the racism card, you've played everything else. Face it, they are shite, annoying fans across the world, disrupting players ability to communicate with each other and destroying atmospheres within the grounds. You are not different; you are thick as mince and want shot with shit for backing these fuking things.

African games are all about colour, noise, outlandish costumes, etc Thats what we are all about. We Dress in crazy stupid outfits, with big sunglasses and hats etc. We make a noise with our vuvuzela (amongst other instruments). That is what African football is all about. It might not make sense to you. Neither does a man taking 10 wives. Just respect that other countries and their supporters are different than yours. Try singing; oh wait you've got no craic so you must blow a trumpet for 90 mins and think you are great.

"We're crazy, outlandish and exciting! That's why we enforce a constant, monotonous drone which essentially censors cheering, singing, the sounds of crowd excitement or any other musical instruments!" They make South Africa's support dull. Deathly dull. Thank to the constant drone you've adopted, your so called "outlandish" support makes the Germans look like Mardi Gras. It seems to me the people inside the grounds haven't had much experience at football matches, not top quality anyway, and do not understand what an atmosphere should be like and how it should effect the game.

I like the part where it says it could lead to deafness. No doubt 2 years time we'll have Lenny Henry begging us for cash to operate on these clowns so they get their hearing back.

A plastic horn for plastic fans creating a plastic atmosphere. Expect to see them at Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge next season in their thousands.

Second half of the season Bassong was terrible, so many needless fouls and lapses in concentration. Beye was pretty poor all season as well, never got going after injury. Enrique was solid as ever, in fact our only defender playing to premiership ability.

Wise move.

yeah, looks like at least another goal in this.

Utter drivel. Just because a player doesn't cut it in England doesn't make them shit. But 90% of the time its true; Forlan, Thomasson and the likes being the odd exception.

Getting Klose and Klose.