Dokko

Says a lot for our squad that posts such as this crop up every time there's a charity match. And generally and rightly go uncontested.

Olly Murs is a better footballer than Nicky Butt. That's just incredible.

Those words are really going to bite you in the arse, TT. I know you are speaking from a vast amount of experience there but at 26 and with the only man who had faith in him gone, his chance in English football is going to be limited especially with his injury record. He's not a bad footballer, just someone you wouldn't pay serious amounts of money for as he's likely to miss 70% of the season through injury. Typical Newcastle player of old in that respects.

I've just been violently told off her that he's dyslexic.

fingers crossed for caretaker manager. He'll inspire the continental brigade at Anfield no problem.

Orlando showing off his acting pedigree there.

Such a shame Olly Murs crosses better than anyone at our club.

Aw, go on. We'll throw in a bag of crisps. It would have to be an amazing packet of crisps.

Johnson's nowhere near as bad, he's a good RB, not worth £18m but inflated UK prices have that effect. If we signed Aqualooni for £5m i'd be gutted.

£900!!!! Most i've ever won is about £30. Even me lass beat that and won £70 on the National. Bitch.

That's how shite he is. He's on a hiding to nothing unless he wins every game there because if he doesn't he's taken the squad backwards. He should go with AC Milan, much better rebuild job there. Berlusconi won't give him any cash to spend, though. I can imagine Mourinho trying to raid the Inter squad, like he did with Porto when he moved to Chelsea. Fingers crossed he takes Aquaman off you in exchange for a player who can play football more than 5 times a season. Does he really need to spend? That squad just won the treble. I meant if he went to AC Milan, there'd be little to spend. With regards to Inter, I reckon it's a question of who buggers off to Madrid (if anyone). Obviously, they have a very good squad right now. Not sure he'd be daft enough to buy Aquilani again You never know, he's stubborn enough.

There's a football drought on at the moment, no games anywhere on the tele, can't wait till this kicks off, am choking for a good game of football.

That's how shite he is. He's on a hiding to nothing unless he wins every game there because if he doesn't he's taken the squad backwards. He should go with AC Milan, much better rebuild job there. Berlusconi won't give him any cash to spend, though. I can imagine Mourinho trying to raid the Inter squad, like he did with Porto when he moved to Chelsea. Fingers crossed he takes Aquaman off you in exchange for a player who can play football more than 5 times a season. Does he really need to spend? That squad just won the treble.

That's how shite he is. He's on a hiding to nothing unless he wins every game there because if he doesn't he's taken the squad backwards. He should go with AC Milan, much better rebuild job there.

Not going to happen. Ever. I dearly hope. Good manager, like, but no thanks. See Obi, that's how its done.

On the rumour mill; Liverpool now after David Moyes.

That's Manu's problem really. Their best and most consistent midfielder (at least central) is Darren Fletcher.

Rest assured, the feeling is mutual! I'm an Aussie of Scots-Irish descent - that's three cast-iron reasons to despise Poms Wow you've got it bad; you are like some weird nationality experiment. You should be put down for the good of the world.

One of my mates was born in Scotland, then moved to Newcastle when he was 6 months old. He's a toon fan but fiercely Scottish and rightly so. That's the way it should be imo, no way i'd dump my Country to support another, even part support, no chance. Any self respecting Englishman hates the Ozzies just as the Scotsman hate the English and well just about everyone.

Lazy f***ing convicts Yep, and we f***ing love it too. Still, whilst you are freezing your butts off in snowdrifts, we are having BBQs on the beach..........Life sucks, doesnt it? Way to make friends. No worries, Kid. Our winters here are 22 degrees C and we struggle to keep our sun tan down.......LOL Didn't you once PM me saying you were in the Australian SAS? You certainly sound like a tough guy. He was collecting his pension before.

Lazy f***ing convicts Yep, and we f***ing love it too. Still, whilst you are freezing your butts off in snowdrifts, we are having BBQs on the beach..........Life sucks, doesnt it? Way to make friends. No worries, Kid. Our winters here are 22 degrees C and we struggle to keep our sun tan down.......LOL Higher risk of skin cancer.

Redknapp in the frame, lol @ spuds. Liverpool are planning a shock move for Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, Sky Sports sources understand. The Anfield outfit are searching for a new man at the helm after Rafa Benitez's six-year reign was brought to an end by mutual consent on Thursday. And Spurs boss Redknapp has emerged as a leading contender for the Reds hierarchy as they aim to bring stability back to Merseyside. Liverpool legend Kenny Dalglish and managing director Christian Purslow have been charged with the task of identifying and selecting a replacement. Dalglish knows Redknapp well having brought his son Jamie to Anfield in January 1991 when he was at the helm of the five-time European champions and the two families have been close ever since. Reputation Redknapp's reputation as a transfer market wheeler-dealer has made him an attractive option for Liverpool, who are heavily in debt and could have only £5million to invest in new players if they do not trim their squad this summer. The former Bournemouth, West Ham, Southampton and Portsmouth manager has transformed the fortunes of the White Hart Lane club since replacing Juande Ramos in October 2008. Redknapp his since guided the club into the top four of the Premier League - ironically at the expense of Liverpool - and they have the prospect of UEFA Champions League football to look forward to next season. Spurs would be loath to lose the services of Redknapp, who has been granted an impressive transfer budget during his time in North London, and are sure to fight hard to keep the 63-year-old. Redknapp has only one year remaining on his current contract at White Hart Lane and talks over a new deal are yet to take place.

So you were born in England and moved to Oz land yet support Australia? You should come over here and have a look. I can guarantee after a few weeks here, England would be just a blurr on the horizon of your memory. There's a hundred places i'd rather be than here, but if i was there i'd never forget my identity in fact when abroad I'm more proud of my Nationality than any other time. It just seems strange to me that someone would do that. I suppose you had the cricket for a while; now looks like a bad move though!

With what? And being fair, very few deals have been done by anyone so far. Considering we've had the longest out of anyone in England knowing our fate for next year i think its pretty shit we've not got anyone through the doors yet. Face it, we haven't got a plan, there's probably little communication within the club and nothing is getting sorted. I bet if an offer comes in for a player he's out the door before the phonecall has ended, but players in early so they can settle? No chance, that would be doing things correctly and this club doesn't understand things like that. I was right last time, KK buggered off on holiday after being in the job 3 months leaving these clowns to deal with the transfers and it ended up with us being relegated, though Chris won't bail on us, but when he's left with a shite squad at the start of the season he'll too realise the transfer policy of this club has led to panic buys and shite like Leon Best coming in because he's cheap and cheerful never mind woefully shit.

Absolutely disgraceful we've not got anyone in yet.