Dokko

Please be true Would be quite an effort to get to Merseyside since SSN have just showed him at the Benton training ground. Was this morning, before 11am and he could have been saying goodbye.

Homesick? google eyed tit. Grow a spine you silly fuk.

Please please please please please be true!!!!

If anything happened it would be 20 at least, sort it out mate.

Sell Owen: -------Martins---Xisco------ -----------Gonzalez--------- -Zoggy----Barton---Jonas- Enrique--Taylor--Colo--Beye -------------Given--------------- Bench: Harper Bassong Guthrie Duff Viduka A nother A nother

Owen to City Smith to Everton Berbatov to Newcastle Arshavin to Spurs nailed on. I'd take that, oh yes.

10? we sold Milner for 12. This is Owen your talking about, at today's rate we'd easily get 20+ for him. Edit- Still i'd rather him in our side. With one year left of his contract, and able to sign up to any team outside the UK for nothing in Jan. Yeah right.

Owen to Citeh for £10m+ , Smith to Everton for £3m and Ameobi to anyone for anything over £1m would some great sales to come through today. Sack Viduka & Butt next year and sell Duff & Barton and we've nearly got rid of all the players holding us back in terms of age, personality, quality or wages.

My mate's Spanish wife is called Xotchil. I nicknamed her South Shields Is she any good at football? She makes me good at dribbling. Back of the net! Is she good at riding hard tackle(s)?

My mate's Spanish wife is called Xotchil. I nicknamed her South Shields Is she any good at football?

376 posts later, someone repeats my s*** gag. I'm not joking, would be class if he rocks up, with his bleached hair and a thong in his mouth. That thong thong thong thong thong! Pulls a used thong from his kegs and puts it over his head when he scores....big inhale. 'Spiderman ain't got nothing on me biatch'

Would rather pronounce it 'sisco' and not run the risk of sounding like a know it all twat features like Motson.

At training this morning.

Rumour Michael Owen going to citeh

Deal done, gutted.

Gonzalez done, Xisco fee agreed, rumours surrounding Heskey and Kapo. Don't need either Heskey or Kapo, poor signings if true, which i doubt. We need a RW unless were playing 433. Keegan hinted when we sold Milner that his sale "allows us to take the team in a slightly different direction". Maybe 433. That could be the deep and meaningful of it all aye, or it could simply been KK making excuses as to why the club let Milner go. Not saying either, rather like to think you are on the money though.

Gonzalez done, Xisco fee agreed, rumours surrounding Heskey and Kapo. Don't need either Heskey or Kapo, poor signings if true, which i doubt. We need a RW unless were playing 433.

They looked at Arse, Toon, and Mancity, If Ashley, cant afford to buy players, im wondering why he didnt sell to the Arabs? when has it been said he cant afford to buy?? Mike Ashley himself said he cannot afford to restore us to our rightful position, and needed investors to help him.

Fuking hell, i've been away form football news for 24 hours and so much is going on, in a spin catching up, can't believe we've got two player through the doors.

So is this a Keyring Dyer replacement finally? Someone who can run with the ball through the centre?

Were also looking at Newcastle.

I reckon so. I didn't expect two deals all but done before lunchtime. He said he has 5 possibles, two here obviously, that defender lad who's now gone to Hull the other, so two more at a push.

Richer than Abramovic, by a canny mile since the group is worth 875 billion.

So this lad is a done deal, as well as Xisco (who by all accounts is a great signing)? That's two, think we can get anymore?

Abu dhabi - Sounds like someone Joey Barton would hit.