Dokko

Not even that, doesn't officially open until July 1st. So it isn't even open yet and people are speculating that KK is dragging his heels and therefore potentially f***ing up our chance to sign all these promising youngsters we seem to be linked with but haven't signed yet in the few days since the season ended... You couldn't make it up Commonplace for deals to be agreed well before that, but they only become official on July 1st. Suspect you were well aware of this though already, no? I'm aware clubs can sign players before then, but not many do. How many players have our rivals signed while KK has been dragging his heels, players have turned us down, and our money has suddenly disappeared? Most of our rivals only need one or two players, we need a new squad, half a new 1st team. That's IF you think the 2nd tier teams are our rivals anymore.

Another transfer than isn't going to happen. Is this the deal KK is stuttering on?

IF KK is digging his heals in and being awkward about brining in top young quality then he can piss off. No one is bigger than the club, KK isn't NUFC no matter how much some think he is.

You can believe what you like, Dave. I'm not here to convince you of anything and tbh I wouldn't want to be thought of as some sort of ITK anyway considering the shit others get on here. That's mainly because they talk shit though.

Buzzing for him.

Can anyone remember when SBR said he could go out and buy us a load of cheap South Americans that would win us the league in an instant, but he doesn't want too?

Rangers & Celtic fans are complete twats, i don't want them anywhere near where i live, scumbag tossers.

Always injured, i'd go bananas if we wasted £10m+ on him, much rather have D Bent who much more Athletic and posses decent strength himself, and is fit most of the time.

Amazing. Redcafe has some of the funniest fans on the net for any site. Their Arsenal celebration thread is pure gold.

Toon ace oba up for sale says Shaun Cuntis of the Sun. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1202314.ece NEWCASTLE are trying to flog Obafemi Martins. The Toon sounded out Liverpool about buying the Nigerian but Martins’ advisors have rejected the idea. However, Chelsea and Arsenal have been alerted by developments. Martins, 23, has a £13million buy-out clause in his contract which Newcastle originally asked to take out in exchange for a £90,000- a-week, five-year deal. But outgoing chairman Chris Mort recently made it clear Newcastle would not pay players ridiculous wages. It seems Martins has now fallen into that category. It is bad news for Michael Owen, who wants to extend his £110,000- a-week deal while Toon expect him to take a wage cut. A Toon insider said: “Oba’s future is uncertain. Newcastle are testing the water to see how strong the interest is. "It’s surprising they would want to sell him but there is a definite shift in the way the club are operating.”

Sending Edgar there would be a bad idea, ignoring the pitches the style of play is totally different. I'm hoping next season is the season the lad steps up, gets 10 or so starts and establishes himself in the squad. Here's hoping anyway.

You just never know on here. Can't believe Messi is on the list, he's crap, backwards step, rather keep Milner.

They were waiting for Tottenham to make a bid, when they didn't they panicked and thought he wasn't good enough. True story.

London and Bangcok.

Can't believe Chelsea have fans with passion, i've not seen them in years.

Massive loss, sound bloke, came across very well considering its his first time in the job. I hope he's enjoyed his time here and i wish him the very best in the future.

Would you not be the same in Terry's position? I know I would. Not having a swipe at him, feel for the lad, looks like he's going to be sick.

Pay your lass some attention. Only thing left, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Terry: The only Chelsea player gutted for the club and the fans, not just himself.

Well they've won it three times without killing anyone, they won it three times.

Haha dickhead

Love pens. (when its not England or Newcastle)

who came on i missed it?

One tough looking bastard, i think he'd rip him in half.

Oh yes, perfik day!! Ba bye you cheating, frog eating, follower of amateur dramatics! Ta TA (sorry tooj, had to express the joy) WANKER Tooj needs to lift his ban like.