Dokko

Was very highly rated back home where he was scoring for fun for Velez Sarsfeild, lots of comparisons with Tevez.

Sure the Brummie fans think Muamba is a lazy overrated fuker.

Played a massive part in getting Derby promoted and looked a class above all at 19. Think of Young for Watford, only in his debut prem season Barnes has been dogged with injuries.

Not really arsed for them, such a nothing club they might as well not exist. Loads more 'nothing' clubs than Fulham. Chelsea were always the Third Club in West London until Abramovich. Yet won more than us on a regular basis during the Premiership reign, not bad for a nothing club eh?

Not really arsed for them, such a nothing club they might as well not exist.

Barnes Zarate Shorey

We're never any good against Everton away, so a team full of shite and wantaways was always going to get a stuffing. It seems Taylor has a bad game and we do badly, but when he does well we do good. One man team?

15 million and 24 million ruro, arnt that far apart, well saying that the euro has lost value lately hasnt it? Aye but i was going off the e28m figure, which is some way off, around £22m.

I doubt you'd get more than £15m for Alonso.

Bent as fuk, needs investigating this ref. Paid off.

Bottling cunt.

Shcoles off surly? Over rated ginger bastard.

fuking manu pen.

Which means 0-0 at HT and Manu to win it with late goals.

Dunne sent off, early bath then straight up to SJP lad. 3 match ban for the start of next season then.

Duplicate at SB.

Injured?

I agree. Who gives a toss who wins the league, anyway. I'm red-buttoning the blue shite. I've got a bottle of Veuve Clicquot in the fridge. If they go down, the Mrs and I are going to be guzzling that in the garden later, before retiring upstairs Chez Brummie for a prolonged bout of "the shit have gone down" celebratory sex. Oh yes.

Fat head, fat mouth.

Anyone just hear that? 'Fuking hell'

A million miles away from Everton nevermind the top 4 putting out a team like that. KK playing for the sack?

Keegan is a Grade-A twat like for that. Muppet. Anyone who starts Alan Smith is a total fuking mug. Still love you though KK! (just not for this)

(reminds me) I had a dream last night Manu were in for Bramble, and there was one of those mock ups in the paper with Bramble in a manu shirt. Wonder what that means?

Swap deals often talked about by fans but very rarely used by clubs. Swap deal being talked about between Liverpool and Villa, not just the fans.