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Huge numbers of people outside SJP, cars beeping their horns all over the place, me jumping around the house singing "Keegan wonderland", my phone going every 2 minutes, me frantically trying to get tickets. Madness. No other man could generate this kind of buzz and for those who have never experienced this buzz, let me tell you when KK was here first time as manager, it was as special as the football we played. I actually feel sorry for those who won't be in the city during all this. Tonight we would have been lucky to get 25.000 through the door, tonight you will do well to get a ticket. That's what adding KK's name to NUFC does, it's the differance between a half empty stadium or a full one. It's the difference between KK and every other manager we've had. He's special and I am fucking delighted he's back. Aye aye it's daft and probably wrong, but I don't give a fuck what other fans think, what the media think or a stuff about logic and reason. I am sitting at my desk with the hairs on the back of my neck tingling. Welcome back King Kev. So do you owe an apology to the board or are you going to spout off negative shite like you have being doing over the last week? Serious question, are you going to publicly apologise?

Fuk me. Honestly you can fuk me if it happens.

Who else is competing for his signature that we'd need to offer so much? Prodigal sons indeed. does this make me an ITK or just a prodical son? :parky: I owe you an apology at least, still, the figures have got to be wrong.

SUCK...MY...DICK... SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK! SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DIIIIIICK! SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK! SUCK MY DICK....SUCK MY DICK! (no offence the the OP in any wany) :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb:

Sorry an ten again, but you know the feeling, it really is.

YES FUKER FUKER YES!!!!

Anyone else just got swept up in the moment and feel 10 years younger? I cant describe how i feel, just that i feel 10 times better than i did an hour ago. Rightly or wrongly, i've just been swept up in the hulkamania that i expected other less intelligent NUFC fans to experience.

Craic is, i din't want it, but i've been in the pub all day drinking a few pints, then i heard this news, i downed 3 double vodka red bulls then flew home to come round here to post this post. Why? Fuk knows, im just a little bit swept up right now, i feel like i'm a teenager again, i reckon a huge surge for tickets tonight, am considering it myself. I feel like i've just fell in love with the club again, but have no fuking reason why,.

Yes Not if he comes here, its fuking freezing.

'Spurs now looks spurs bound' and you have the nerve to tell people to go back to primary school to read English? mackems.gif MJ just recycles shite from GG, if you like it so much i suggest you fuk off and lick his arse over there. Cheers.

Don't, you'll be starting people off. As for Diarra - how much are we paying for worse players? Cos we have worse midfielders. We so often pay over the odds, can't blame a player for trying. We actually pay Smith a wage! And Viduka is reportedly on something well beyond his actual contribution (despite his being a brilliant player, allegedly). You could probably see his reasoning between us and pompy. £50k starter for leaving a club like Arsenal and downgrading. £20k to move without a manager in case he finds himself in the same situation. £20k more to live up here rather than the South coast which is closer to France.

Not at all, take out the trash please.

People are shocked Martin Jol is full of shit! FFS lads, get a grip and ignore the mong. mackems.gif

Why would anyone pay KK £20m over 3 years? Why would Keegan already know what he's being offered before meeting Ashley? The plot thickens, or something like that!

£90k a week? Fuk off you little bell end.

Apparently he's legit and its a routine investigation in to Italy's top sports stars. Well that's what they've told the FA

Full week now isn't it? I know were all supposed to be impatient cockends etc...but i think a wasted week in the transfer window is a serious offence by the board. Get someone in man FFS.

Why would anyone pay KK £20m over 3 years?

And the fact he called the white man the name went over some peoples heads too , clear irony, PC Overload11!!!!ELEVENTYONE! Some people honestly need a good fuking shaking.

Everytime i warm to the idea of the next hotly tipped manager, it gets blown out the water and someone else comes in. FFS. I might just say i dont want him so this time this mess can end and we can get him in. God damn!

Oh well. So Deschamps then? Fuk knows? My head about to explode.

Houllier not moving to Tyneside according to the FFF.

Optimistic Nut will be pleased. Just gone from 80-1 to 2-1

By those who never saw it and only remembered the end of his Liverpool reign. There are plenty of them on here tbh.

Before he became ill and thommo took over, after that he couldn't open them back up, everytime he did it resulted in failure.