Dokko

As expected, Marcus Rashford MBE. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/54476721

Doesn't really add up does it! It doesn’t but this is the information I’ve been told. If you don’t wish to read it/believe what I’ve been told then pop me on ignore I don't mind reading it and I'm not saying I do or don't believe you, I'm just saying those 2 bits of information don't add up. If the legal team are confident but know it's going to take a long long time but the buyers want it done in the next couple of month, surely the legal side would say, that's not going to happen and then everyone could just call the whole thing off? You've dropped your arse there. Big time.

1st new signing, David Luiz.

Shocked he got the right hole.

If it’s not punny, it’s not funny.

Just need Harry Palmer (Don’t even know if hes still alive) to write a song about this and it’s a wrap. He’s got form for bread. Oh when the beans, come out the tin, Oh when the bean come out the tin. I wanna be beside that toaster, Oh when the beans come out the tin.

Manor park is going to be like a dog with 6 dicks.

When mackems pretend to be Geordies or Geordie sympathisers they last about the same time as they do inside their sisters before spunking their load and revealing their true identity.

Really hope it happens in the next few days for obvious reasons, but also to fuck off Penwards and his shitty attitude to the fans for getting excited about that QC tweet. Be great if for the rest of his life people stott loafs of Hovis off melon fucking head like he's some oversized hungry plucked pigeon.

Day after the transfer window would sum this takeover up. Perfect ending.

Acting like jack the lad is what happened. Late nights, alcohol and smoking stopped him being an athlete and when you weren’t much of a one to begin with then that few % stopped him being effective at this level.

Easiest answer is it happens to be a minor coincidence. Would there be any conversation how he was doing something with Man Utd if it happened to be a couple of bottles of Boddingtons, and a bottle of red wine? If he posted the pic With blue pop, cheesy chips, some keys, a shit and a Chinese inbred, who do you think it would be referring to?

I mean if I was the cleverest football legal Qc in the world then I’d probably have the brains to piece all that together whilst having a shite, if all that is really a message no wonder the fucker has won.

I mean, it’s a Monday night, how many of us can afford to buy £28 Champagne to drink casually on a weeknight? It would be in the fridge if he was drinking it tonight, and the guy charges thousands just to read your texts.

Remember the name, destined to be a quiz question in a few years time.

£28 for the champagne. Either he’s really cheap (relative to his earnings) or it’s been bought for the intention of what a lot of us are thinking.

:lol: Ffs.

Also the top loaf of bread looks like Steve Bruce’s forehead.

It really fucking is. Be competed day after window closes. Cunts.

4 games in, 7pts clear of relegation.

How many has Danny Graham got so far?

Shit and injury prone, read it on here.

Not watching but this came up on the BBC... EW 43 mins Post update Newcastle 1-0 Burnley Ball in the air, foul. Ball in the air, foul. Ball in the air, foul. Ball in the air, foul. Ball in the air, foul. Ball in the air, foul. That kind of game, eh?