James

One you'd expect him to make though. He should have been much closer to both goals. f*** off man, no chance with either. Could have done better for the first tbh.. No chance for the second.. Think he should have been closer to the second. And the third.

May as well give one of the kids some minutes. No harm in it.

One you'd expect him to make though. He should have been much closer to both goals.

Worth a go when Perch is the alternative right back choice!

This season we are going to need someone who can take a good free kick or corner that is going to land on the head of Carroll and Nolan. A good set piece taker needs to come ahead of any other type of player. Any suggestions of someone we could sign? Or could a player we've got do that job? Or should we be looking at a different approach?

The little pea escaped. He is called Chicarito

What do any of our scousers bring to the party. Harsh on Gosling tbh. Not a scouser.

May as well just blood the kids.

Pele Ronaldo etc

We were OK in the first half but have fallen to pieces in the second half and I'm sure our lack of energy in midfield is a problem.

If he hasn't signed for anyone, I think we should just spend 90 minutes chanting for Bellamy versus Villa.

Not if he cant put a header in from 6-yards out. He's getting the chances and has proven that he can hit the net. Just like on that header there, good proof. I think he's played well, but he has to fucking finish that. Proved it last season. All strikers miss those kind of chances. As Andy Gray pointed out, it was his weaker side.

Not if he cant put a header in from 6-yards out. He's getting the chances and has proven that he can hit the net.

Carroll will reach double figures this season.

Its the same problem of poor clearances and giving away free kicks. Jonas is a problem here as players like to pass to him as an outlet, only for him to do something stupid. If he wasn't there, a player might just lump it out for a throw and end all panic.

I still think we can stay up with these players. We would be comfortable though if we sorted out left wing, central midfield and right back. Didn't want us relying on Ben arfa in the centre as I think he'd let us down there, but Jonas has singlehandedly talked me into having a punt on him on the left.

Order of shitness: Perch Jonas Smith Nolan Harper Coloccini Barton Williamson Enrique Carroll Routledge

Have the central midfield gone off for half time already?

Get Tavernier on

And so it begins... I have a soft spot for Colo though so he can redeem that error. Jonas and Perch have pissed me off the most so far.

Routledge, Carroll, Coloccini, Williamson and Enrique have impressed me so far.

Perch is OK along the touchline, butin a one on one in a more central position he is lower league standard.

Who are Moyes and Round looking at. Either playing one of us soon, or one of our players...