James

The Bristol Rovers tea lady. According to Ian Holloway, she saw Martyn playing in a Sunday league game while she was on holiday in Cornwall, and arranged a trial at Rovers. A week later he was in the first team.

I can't stand it when people make references to how good players are on games, or any shite like that. Although, his style of play suits a midfield position, apart from his finishing that is. I can't stand it when people take everything I post seriously.

Actually you can just about see Zoggy's new haircut, so they were recent pics.

There was a competition with that as the prize, but for some reason, it didn't happen.

Those individual photos must have been taken a while ago given Beye and Faye's absence, and the fact that Zog doesn't have his new haircut.

Those are good individual photos to be honest. Way better than previous editions.

Enrique looking left out

He's started all but two Premiership games, and he has had enough time on the pitch to make an impact as a substitute in the other games.

Is doing well there for me in Football Manager - has scored few goals, got a few assists and got an average of 7.71 in this European Super League I downloaded.

do you not remember how s*** Del Horno was?? It was between him and Babayaro. What abt enrique???Zog would be better lb than Del Horno as well! I'm leaving out Zoggy and Enrique because this is a stupid pisstake.

do you not remember how shit Del Horno was?? It was between him and Babayaro.

If there is one manager I'd love to see knock Tottenham out of the UEFA cup, it is Temuri Ketsbaia.

Given Geremi Taylor Terry Del Horno Wright-Phillips Essien Emre Duff Drogba Owen Manager: Jose Mourinho

Trouble with Mourinho is that he is very short term. He'd certainly give us a good period of two or three years, but then he'd hop off because he's done all he can do, or because he's fallen out with someone, and then, the club wouldn't be much better than the one he took over. He doesn't seem to do much about infrastructure either, that was mostly undertaken by other staff members at Chelsea. As a club, the foundations of Newcastle have been light years behind other clubs, and although steps have been taken, we are still catching up. Allardyce is the man to build these foundations.

How idiotic. Lets just ask one of the best managers in Europe behind Allardyce's back if they want to come here, and when rejected, it would just get leaked in the press, Allardyce would be undermined and very pissed off, and we get left with Peter Reid in charge.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7002102.stm Doesn't need a hernia or groin operation. Should be fit for West Ham.

I'll let you take over indi. Once I've got rid of the shit American spelling anyway.

Right, as people want some accuracy....

I can picture it now. Some American anchorman yelling at the top of his voice "OWEN HERNIA SURGERY??", frantically tugging at the sportsreader's NY Nick's shirt, pleaing for some sort of reassurance. Actually, i can. good one almost made me laugh and was very stereotypical except the Knicks blow ass and nobody outside of NY wears their jerseys. also the two reporters running the story only cover european football or as we call it soccer so it's not like they're to baseball analysts sitting on a fishing boat taking a call from their cell phone wearing a NY Yankees hat and eating a hot dog Calm down. was supposed to be a joke no haste. i'd make fun of you fools and your que or queing up all day tbh and mention how everyone in LINE is wearing a manchester united jersey yelling fook off and waiting for their next basket of fish n' chips Seeing as we are talking stereotypes, can I point out that US TV sometimes has a tendency to exaggerate things?

You know, I dont think I've ever been stereotyped like this before

NUFC4, please stop.

No negotiations.

Its all caps, and there are more accurate less panicy reports further down the page, and the title has been changed accordingly.

Ah, you see, there is the problem. We've gone from comparing Geremi-Butt to Viera-Gilberto when initial comparisons were made to Speed-Lee which was a combination that would work. For me, Geremi-Barton is comparable to Speed-Lee, and if it is, provided we play the wingers and use Viduka, there is no reason why we can't do well. Not as good as Arsenal of course, but realistically, we cant get Arsenal quality players yet. Anything better in central midfield is difficult at that stage, and the only way I can see us improving is to improve the other positions, as for me, we can't really expect much more from central midfield at this stage.