Keefaz

Made up. Proud of everybody except Obertan who should just give up football. Clearly not what he's cut out for. Although, I suppose he does alright for a man whose head seems to be made of papier-mâché moulded around a weather balloon.

Brilliant win. All the politics goes out the window. This is what it's all about.

Obertan can fuck off, though. Christ.

Sing your hearts out, lads.

Obertan.

Brilliant performance from the lads.

Great goal. Great feet from Anita.

YES!

Holy shit.

God. When we're good, we're good. What an insane team.

Too quiet at SJP noo.

Shitting it now.

Howay, lads. Hold on.

Almost the greatest goal of all time.

What a fucking ball, btw.

Pardew genius.

Fuck!

Tiote's much improved but his range of passing is balls.

Ben Arfa's been shite past couple of games, tbf.

The wummery should stop. Too good a performance for that nonsense.

Smashing performance.

Phew.