Keefaz

Wankers. Just turned the match on.

Wahey!

Simpson was balls. I know it's become a cliché to slate him for backing off, but he literally does nothing to stop attackers getting by him. There's virtually no point in him being there.

At least he had enough about him to beat a man 5 times, I don't think Best and Shola beat anybody 5 times combined throughout the whole game. End result's the same. And Shola will get a game regardless.

He's good at something, but I'm not sure it's anything to do with how to play football.

How many points is he responsible for alone? Needs to be sorted out and stay here until it's time to hang up his boots.

Doing well to sour any residual affection for him. If he has any pride he'd just retire.

Love a good dive. It's why we all watch the game, innit?

Must be thick as fuck, tbh. He knows why he's not being played regularly yet tries to beat his man 5 times in the first few minutes of the game and kicks the ball out of play for a goal kick. Like going to a job interview wearing a suit made of horse crap.

Just been projectile vomiting continuously since the match finished, it was that bad. Rubbish from front to back and in all areas from attack to defence, passing to tackling. An unbelievably shoddy display that is an embarrassment to the sport. WE'RE 5TH!

Really think it might be. Unbelievably bad performance.

Jonas, man. This fucking match.

Fucking hell.

This match has actually put me off football.

Greatest league in the world. Them Barca fans don't know what they're missing.

Blackburn. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/Smileys/Newcastle-Online/icon_lol.gif

Is this match still on? Seriously?

Shola is the most overpaid man in the UK.

Against a decent team we'd be losing about 78-1.

He looks great in training?

The only good thing about this game, other than the result, is that Blackburn fans will be absolutely livid.

Will this match just fuck off.

How many did we take down?

Hurt himself in the tackle, plank.