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Well... That was fucking embarrassing.

Wouldn't part with any serious cash for him, like.

Have we nobody in the development squad who can help us out? I thought that was kinda the point?

Good player. Would be a decent signing at the right price. Certainly score the goals that would keep us up.

Think Santon is overrated on here, tbh.

If he went to Man Utd/City he'd be brilliant. Fact is the players around him aren't good enough.

Mmmm... insightful.

I'd flog him for £20m, like. Doesn't play enough, hardly ever match fit, often selfish. On his day, he's a world beater, but not convinced we're gonna see that often in a black and white shirt.

He's a bloody terrible footballer. Had the odd decent game in CM/LB but an absolutely atrocious season from him in general. Mind-blowing he played as much as he did.

He must be really getting into those French CDs.

Cup, obviously. The PL is a joke anyway when you can be absolutely shit all season and still finish in the top half.

Aye. Liverpool should do well if they get their shit together.

Happy for wor Chris. WBA utterly shite.

What the fuck's happening on this PA?

Yet another must win game.

Stability. It's tricky. SBR had a few poor seasons at the start of his reign, but we persevered. Because he was Bobby Robson. In five years time Pardew is still gonna be Alan Pardew.

Swans can't be arsed.

Interesting that I imagine some of fondest and proudest memories of recent years must have come from the Championship season...

He really is a leader, he leads by example and I know that sounds weird after he tried to walk away from the club but it's still true on the pitch. On the pitch, I agree.

He ain't really a leader, but he can at least organise a defence and take charge at the back.

When did Nixon turn into HTT?

We're going down, aren't we?

Can't see any way Carroll will not score in this.

Players aren't playing for him. No point in him staying around.