Keefaz

If Suarez could swap teeth for brain cells he might be a genius.

Well, let's move on. Still a canny gay result, and against one of the biggest cocksockets in football history.

How can you say they were class? You'd already lost the game after five minutes, you plum.

Put me right off watching MOTD that. It's gonna be fucking terrible.

his subs have kind of made me think he was resigned to defeat at HT. Oh, undoubtedly. We were defeated from the first goal. You could immediately see we were absolutely up shit creek that way we'd set up to start.

Only a fucking fool would've started Obertan today: a workshy tosser who's as much use as a peanut butter hat away from home.

Of all the fucking teams, though. Spurs, ffs. Harry Redknapp. Christ. And how long til our next game?

But then there's the fear of what the score will be when you look, man. Putting it off is even worse Na, can't watch it. I'll look forward to D. Simpson's tweets later on.

That's it. It really is off now. Absolutely shit.

Stop running away, ffs, Danny. What a fucking dick.

OH, FUCK OFF!

Great ball in, Cisse.

Great, um, groundsman insight there.

Right. Off out now. FFS.

Great start. Shit defending.

Obertan is one to shit the bed away from home. Not sure it's a great plan, and compounds our problems down that side with Danny 'RETREAT!' Simpson.

Fact is, Simpson's gonna get facebummed all day.

He always does that. Never satisfied, always looking for new ways to be an utter cunt. Pushing the cunt envelope, that lad.

Daglish been on yet? He'll be fucking hilarious.

KD's alright. We've lots of fans from other clubs.

Couldn't Suarez be in trouble with FA about that handshake business? Would love it if he got a ban out of it, the tit.