Keefaz

I think he said he was mental. French, innit?

Should Shola have had a pen, btw? Looked like it to me.

Love him, tbh.

Delivered one of the worst crosses I've ever seen. Out of form and grumpy as fuck. Cheer up, Yo.

Wonder why Cabaye played so deep. Basically a centre-half the entire first 45.

Also, can't Benfica afford a goalkeeper who can actually kick a football?

Not convinced.

Got a fat arse.

Been smashing the past 4/5 games. Wonder where that came from?

If Shola could dive as well as this Portuguese lot, we'd have won the tie.

Benfica, man, easily.

Can't imagine Milan would want him, tbh.

I'm not a massive fan by any means, but let's give him another season with his players, a good pre-season and experience. Having said that, I fully expect him to be gone in January 2014.

Had a pretty decent game other than that. Better than Yanga-Mbiwa.

What is Taylor's problem with handballs? Guy's a bloody fool.

Santon needs to get his shit together. If he's the next Paolo Maldini, I'm the next Pamela Anderson.

Ugh.

Oh, good.

Heads down now. We're fucked.

YOU FUCKING COCK.

Foul throw, man.

We seem to have no one in the middle when the ball breaks.

Should've contested that drop-ball. Why not?

They're still leaving a lot of space in behind. Need to exploit that when possible.

It's 1-1, away at Lissbon. Not too bad at all imo. I've had 13 heart attacks. Then just calm down. It's about the tie, not just about the match. What's that even mean?