Keefaz

Obertan is one to shit the bed away from home. Not sure it's a great plan, and compounds our problems down that side with Danny 'RETREAT!' Simpson.

Fact is, Simpson's gonna get facebummed all day.

He always does that. Never satisfied, always looking for new ways to be an utter cunt. Pushing the cunt envelope, that lad.

Daglish been on yet? He'll be fucking hilarious.

KD's alright. We've lots of fans from other clubs.

Couldn't Suarez be in trouble with FA about that handshake business? Would love it if he got a ban out of it, the tit.

David-san. You disrespect honoured guest. You make us feel very shame. No good come of this! No good!

What a fucking tool.

Wonder when we'll next play Barca..?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16956135 Ouch! "He's very fit and strong and, like most men, he'll be brave." The French can't avoid a bit of misogyny, the womanising tits.

Like how this went quite quickly from 'Coma' to 'Ouch'.

"much-vaunted Anglo-Saxon sense of justice"? I never knew he could be so eloquent, as it always seemed he could barely talk.

"Alan Pardew". Doing it that way, are we? I see.

Where's the Pardew option?

Capello has been shite, tbf. Remember the buzz when he was announced, but turned in one of the worst tournament performances of all time.

Villas-Boas can be a bit of a prick, like.

Should take him to the Euros, no doubt.

Too much good analysis and praise of us.

With hilarious Geordie-French accent, an aal. Nice.

Olly, Olly Bernard!

Unpredictable loss? How often do Villa win at SJP?

That's still a terrible miss.

No mention of the tackle or injury?