Keefaz

Just noticed I've crapped all over the floor.

Hilarious shit. What a fucking game.

Howay, lads, let's tear their souls apart.

What a fucking goal.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

First time you see Santon: hmmm..

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Obertan: fuck you.

Just need to go hell for leather now. Deserve something out of the game so let's really give it a crack.

Don't clap, you arsehole.

Hmmm.

Parker.

Don't see that at all tbf. Think he's been largely invisible. Not unlike most of his previous St James's Park performances, the cunt. Na. Found space, kept midfield ticking over really well.

Ba <> Ameobi.

Btw, Parker's played well for them, tbf.

Also, Raylor's fucking balls, really.

Fuck. Good goal, that.

Brilliant, Tim.

Modric is too good for that team, tbh.

Get Obertan off. Nonsense player.

Ba is totally expressionless.

Aye, they stopped cos' the fucking ball was out.

Absolutely pimping that ball around. Then Simpson...

Saylor's gone nuts.