Keefaz

I'm pretty sure most pros are not in it for the love of the game. But the clue is in the word 'pro'.

Brilliant.

Never seen that before.

Nah, I'm fucking off to the park noo.

Nice.

http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/8985/saylor3.jpg Stitch that classics reference, forsooth, motherfuckers.

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Settle down? He said f*** off i die for no reasons. Please shut up.

Try a 4-4-2: Schmeichel Cafu Puyol Nesta Maldini Figo Makelele Viera Ronaldinho Messi Ronaldo Again, impossible to get everyone I want on the pitch.

Aye, he was shite, like.

Gave this a go but had to give up in the end. Impossible to get everyone I want on the pitch. Ended up with a subs bench with 15 players on it.

*Elvis Costello on internal jukebox* / Hughes don't want to go to Chelsea /

One of my favourite non-Toon players. I know he's a cunt with the tackling, but his play was so intelligent, quite un-English. Brilliant little player.

Needs to improve this season. Wouldn't mind us finding a decent RB to give him a kick up the arse.

Gomis.

Best time to leave, tbh. Bruce'll put his name in the hat.

Wait until he hears of our £50m bid for Pele.

Why's this thread turned into a pile of cack?

From my Bordeaux supporting mate: "He is a perfect player for the premier league. Quick with good technique and fitness. Perhaps this move might be for Laurent Blanc to recognize him and make him a regular in the French team." I've never seen the lad play, but he certainly seems to have a lot of fans.

How many Newcastle supporters are on that Lille forum? Never read so many complimentary things about us before.

"I might pop in"?

Wish Berbatov was on Twitter.

Our Championship winning side would've hurt 'em. Carroll would facebum 'em, tbh.

Agree with that, tbh. This current Man Utd side isn't great by any stretch. Says a lot about Ferguson, too.