Keefaz

Has Jonas been on the cough syrup? Miles off the pace.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This is unwatchable stuff.

Are you saying only a maniac would pick him for the Argentina team?

Jonas on the ball.

Fulham look total balls to me, like.

Decent chance, that.

Palm my fucking face. Shola's dead.

Haven't you lot got some food to eat? Fuck off.

Least he's well-liked among supporters.

Very good player, tbh. Utter wanker.

Nice work, supergrass.

We've failed to strengthen. Lose a few key players and we're fucked. We could make a right fucking Newcastle of this season still.

Aye, go have a lie down. [insert Yorkie arse photo here]

We'd not have got £35m in summer, imo.

Bump.

Presumably this is based on the assumption we're not gonna get relegated and Ashley sticks the club back on the market...

The milky bar kid and Bez. Better than I expected at least.

Was working last night. So, who'd we sign?

Get to fuck. Like replacing a bottle of champagne with a can of Special Brew.

Up shit creek with a paddle made out of 700,000 fifty pound notes. Mint.

Does the medical include a psyche evaluation?

FYP. Looks a decent side, tbh.

Yes.

Nope. Too late to get anyone in and with our wage structure we can't attract anybody prolific anyway. As somebody else said, the longer we hang onto him the higher the price goes so to sell now is dumb on every level. So how much higher then £30m+ will we ever get for Carroll? only future can tell i suppose Can't help but think this is missing the point somewhat. If we can keep him for 10 years and he's banging goals in during that time £30m would be a meaningless sum, tbh.