Keefaz

Yep, needs time on the ball and doesn't have any real physical presence. The RW is the right place for him. Didn't see the game, but this is spot on for me in general.

On lunch. Seems to be going to plan...

Dino is correct.

At work for this one. I'll leave our inevitable victory in your capable hands.

Good at the moment. Once his influence kicks in we'll probably get relegated, the fucking cunt. Other than that: good.

He's like the Mariah Carey of football. Utter fucking diva loon.

I bet Steve Bruce apologises to his face every morning. Poor fucker.

Started bloody terribly but put in a decent shift second half. Still doubt that he has any future here, though.

"Wear - Tyne"? They're names of rivers.

Spending £18m now and staying up > Not scoring enough goals and ending up in the Championship. we'll need to ask brummie if they are creating enough to warrant bringing in a player who is "only" a finisher. It's funny how having a finisher makes a team more creative, though.

At the expense of Barton who's basically the only creative force in this team at the moment?

Can't see this being good for the mackems, tbh. Sure, they've got £18m but they got lucky with Bent, who's going to go there to replace him?

Eh? He's still young, English and scoring freely. Rightly or wrongly, that guarantees a silly price tag. If he was at a club with a better pool of talent we'd be challenging for Europe and still wouldn't be selling him, let alone for less. It's common sense and it happens all the time, a clubs "prized asset" will allways have an inflated price tag and they will be reluctant to sell for anything other than a silly fee due to his imprortance to the team. If Carroll was at Manchester United there is absolutely no way they would turn down 20 million for him You're fucking nuts, tbh.

Looked alright at times yesterday, tbh. Worked the right-side channel well once he realised we had space there.

He gets right on my fucking wick. I honestly can't enjoy or appreciate the performances of an attacking player who can't use the ball. He's just not a footballer. If he could swap brains with Sheringham he'd be alreet.

He was crap for us before this season, but since game #1 he's been brilliant for us. Amazing turnaround, tbh. Fantastic again today.

Brilliant today.

Rubbish scores, man.

Thought he had a brilliant game. He needs to explain where those 5 fucking mins of extra time came from! There were 3 subs? Plus a few injuries. Sounds about right, tbh.

Gutted they managed to scrape a draw, but really impressed in general. Think everyone did well--even those who were struggling at first came into the game--but Coloccini was out of this fucking world, and Jose not far behind.

SHITE. Really fucking frustrating. Those jammy mackem cunts.

Jammy cnuts.

Can't watch! Fuck!