Keefaz

Can Glaswegians understand Dalglish?

Mick McCarthy: "Yes" (paraphrased)

You are disturbing.

What happened to that Mimi bird?

Hot fuck.

Phwoar. She can run my line any day.

racist Oops. Got him confused with Ben Watson. All these gingers look the same to me.

Song is well ginger.

Aye, it's ludicrous.

Why does Parker always look like one of those old-fashioned boxers?

nah he was in the area Well, that stat's certainly helping them out.

Awful miss, but his all-round play today seems to have been brilliant. (Just going by highlights)

Who was slagging Rooney off earlier? Looks canny going by these highlights.

I'm on TVCatchup so no doubt hours behind everyone else.

Great goal. tbf.

"Henceforth--" "Fuck off, Gary."

Did 3,000 people facepalm the twat?

Yep, needs time on the ball and doesn't have any real physical presence. The RW is the right place for him. Didn't see the game, but this is spot on for me in general.

On lunch. Seems to be going to plan...

Dino is correct.

At work for this one. I'll leave our inevitable victory in your capable hands.

Good at the moment. Once his influence kicks in we'll probably get relegated, the fucking cunt. Other than that: good.

He's like the Mariah Carey of football. Utter fucking diva loon.

I bet Steve Bruce apologises to his face every morning. Poor fucker.

Started bloody terribly but put in a decent shift second half. Still doubt that he has any future here, though.