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Would be made up for him if he got a call up.

Nolan's trying to copy his celebration but just can't quite get the hang of it.

Did nowt, scored. Typical Nolan performance.

With age comes wisdom.

Covers the ground so well, though. Just fucking eats the pitch up.

The absolute mack daddy, man.

You think so? I thought he was pretty crap. Almost bobbled both crosses that he got to and at one point was in no man's land. Pretty bad judgment overall but all of that can only get better with experience so I'm not too worried. Thought he was quite composed. Came out for quite a few balls today and collected them all. He didn't even do the nervous hopeful punch thing that many keepers favour. Yup. Much more assured than Green. Talk about damning with faint praise.

Aye, but didn't really help out on the right a great deal or find space there very much. Still, two crosses, two goals, can't complain, tbh.

Aye, and claimed one ball brilliantly and bravely.

If Nolan continues this goal-scoring rate, when will Messi drink piss?

indeed. totally sorted out the right hand side problem - dont recall noticing obinna 2nd half, while 1st half he almost single handidly ripped us open. great job to react to that. the one goal difference 2nd half flattered west ham if anything ,truly horrible.

Fuck off, man.

Thought we looked really good at times when we kept possession and stopped lumping it.

Get in. West Ham were utterly, utterly shit. NOFC could've beaten 'em.

why the fuck are you making comments about west ham?? fuck them! Cos' we're playing West Ham.

Nee way West Ham are staying up like this.

This. Why appeal when the BALL IS RIGHT THERE, ffs?

WHam have some massive confidence issues, looks like.

Yup. Classic water-carrier. Tiote carries, Shola spills Shola walks on it.

Tiote's lush. We'd have lost this without him, tbh.

Pahahaha. You can thank me for that. Classic reverse jinx.

Good cross that.

West Ham look totally shit. They're definitely going to win this, aren't they?

Barton can fuck off, tbh.