Keefaz

Aye. Where's that Barfa when you need him? Lazy cunt.

Our final ball is a pile of shit. Our passing's very good for the most part.

Carroll's doing what he did in his first lot of games in the 2nd div: drifting to the wing a lot and falling really deep. Not the way to score goals, tbh.

Almost great by Carroll.

Our play is so much better when we play pass and go, one-two touch stuff rather than lump it.

Nobbled.

HT now, please. Giving the ball away like it's a plate of shit.

Someone destroy Obinna.

Nice reffing.

Probably the same reason you got a shit avatar....... Eh?

Why we got three rubbish right-backs?

Parker's gannin bonkers.

Hughton with a nice suit. Good lad.

Been the better team since da goal.

Set-pieces were also shit.

Haven't seen any of the match. Got MOTD2 to watch but not sure I'll bother. Made me angry enough reading this thread.

Just come in from work only to read this. Fuck. Absolutely shite that.

Don't even think it's American, tbh. My mam used to call them football jerseys.

This match is officially insane.

If that isn't a call for him to score...

Fucking hate fucking Stoke.

Oof.

Fucking miracle if we get anything from this now.

Huh? Thought they'd made 3 subs? Must be gonig mental.

Uh-oh. 10-men Stoke.