Keefaz

Huth, man. Couldn't happen to a bigger wanker.

lolz

This Barfa's shit, tbh.

Playing pretty well, tbh. Just need to be patient.

Poor Harps, man.

Barfa's getting around.

We are the Toon!

Big Mike. LOL.

Aye, good luck, you mental bastard.

Anyone who's been to Stoke would know that we need to beat these lot.

Wrong about Owen. Said the season before he signed he'd be our perfect Shearer replacement, so was chuffed when it happened. Biggest waste of money I've ever fucking seen.

I like how you shoehorn 4 syllables where there is only one in the original song.

Shola's two goals were excellent to be fair to him. The first is the coolest goal he's ever scored. Brilliant goal, tbh.

Just read the posts during the game. Class.

Be interesting to see what sort of team Wor Chris puts out. Won't see it as I'll be at work, but hope we give it a decent go.

This, tbh. Started off doing really good analysis and insight from player's perspective. Now just another TS clown.

Good way to get your face kicked off as well, like. Hows that? Seen a few times when a player has kept the ball instead of kicking it out to be on the receiving end of some meaty challenges. He should pass it then. Good plan. They should do that as a training exercise: "Find a team-mate or Tiote breaks your legs".

Enjoy Barfa while you can. Why worry about it, ffs? It's a small miracle we have him at all.

He's not that retard from Amelie He comes from a nice family What's he smoking in his car for? That crazy Ben Arfa.

Good way to get your face kicked off as well, like. Hows that? Seen a few times when a player has kept the ball instead of kicking it out to be on the receiving end of some meaty challenges.

Good way to get your face kicked off as well, like.

How do you know they have no black heritage?

"There is no neck".

I like to accessorise with contrasting cycling shorts and wristbands.