Keefaz

Ricardo Fuller makes Messi look shite.

Mido.

Is Nani fulfilling his potential now?

Berbatov: cheeky twat.

Compare and contrast: Van der Sar and Almunia.

Good finish that.

Wenger only has himself to blame, tbh.

That's how it's pronounced, non?

Who does Joe Cole think he is: Coloccini?

Should of lost, but meh, they dropped 2 points. have there

Should've been out months ago, tbh.

Go Shitley Gay! Oi, fuck off.

That's Chow you do it.

Gosh. I hope he's OK.

Some sensible ones, plus: Roma v INTER Reading v WEST BROM Norwich v LEEDS

I can picture him talking to himself in the studio. "Howay, Chrissy, lad, you can do it. Peh-nal-tee. It's easy. Pen-al-tee. Penal-tee. Pelanty-pelanty-pelanty! ARRRRRRFGHHHFUCK!"

Loads of Geordies don't do commentary on TV/radio/computer games though, that's what makes it brilliant. My brother always says "pelanty" to this day, just because, even though he would never admit it. He does. Definitely. Aye, but imagine how ridiculous it would be if he said 'penalty' on that game.

I know loads of Geordies who say pelanty, tbh. Don't think there was a kid in my street who said it properly.

A satirical article?

Aye, he's a Bayite.

Messi should come out, even if he's not gay.

What's it got to do with me, man?

(except for Fulham: arseholes).

Chelsea Porto Barcelona Inter Milan Also fancy Fulham @ 6/1 and got Drogba forst scorer.