Keefaz

Beckford scores with the softest touch of all time.

Rooney going for goal of the millennium.

Christ. The levels of sycophancy on the ITV commentary in regards to 'United' players is unbelievable, tbh.

Fuck you, Torres, you cunt.

Reading look a miles better team than their league position would suggest.

Wonder how many bets Liverpool will fuck up here.

Have Gerrard down for two goals. For 50p.

ITV talking for about 5 minutes about a theoretical offside that never happened.

This was a great joke, btw, for anyone who missed it.

Well, I'll reserve judgement until I see the draw.

Balls.

I think on Radio Devon they described Nicky Butt's lob as 'a long old poke'.

Corner. Not short.

OH, COME ON, YOU FUCKERS.

Nicholas Butt goes close with a wonder-lob.

Smith injured, Pancake shit, Shola done nothing, Krul nowt to do.

God. This match is turning into a nightmare.

Corner. Short corner.

Boooooo. Warranted.

Pancrate's performance: flat.

Aye. Possible cheekbone fracture. Maybe just concussion.

7-0. Glad I put that 7-0 scorecast on.

Needs match-time, tbf.

Another campaign where he'll have done virtually nothing, then.

Where is Barton, btw? Haven't heard anything about a return date for him.