Keefaz

They deserve to lose for wearing those fucking shirts, tbh.

Aye, but you seen their coach?

Why do the French players look like they've dressed for some kind of S&M club?

Also, I could murder a fucking pizza right now.

At the minute? Almost everything.

First XI: James (but, pick a name: you wouldn't feel safe with any of them) Johnson (s'pose) Terry Rio (Pfff) A.Cole Hargreaves Gerrard Barry J.Cole Lampard Rooney Squad: Green, Foster, Brown, Upson, Lescott Lennon, Beckham, Carrick, Milner, Walcott Defoe, Heskey Something sexy and FMish like that.

Is this fella actually IN LOVE with Wayne Rooney? It's sick.

Good team, that.

Aye, and a good player for big matches where some players just fucking disappear.

Or rather: back-up big-time charlies.

Wes Brown.

SWP looks fucking rubbish, tbh.

Hulk? WTF?

Not great, this.

Walcott's position, if/when he's fit enough, you'd think. They're all much of a muchness, tbh.

He has a right to have an opinion on the best best players in the world. Whereas Ian Wright, Andy Townsend and Robbie Earle don't. Why? I'd rather listen to Russel fucking Brand's opinion on football than, say, Gazza. Or even Maradona, for that matter.

He's jolly.

Looks toastie.

Never looked that spectacular to me. Bellamy looks twice the player at the minute, tbh.

Not sure their fans are capable of attending matches in England without trying to destroy the place. So, no, thanks.

Agree with CaliMag: don't think Butt gives a toss about football, tbh. He's been going through the motions for five years or more. His best quality is his honesty, but it doesn't help us win games.

Is it true that he can kill a man with just his thumbs?

That Black & White blog is good, though.

Also, this thread has reminded me that Extreme song about becoming president. I might go listen to it. Then kill myself.

I think I'd have a kickabout on the pitch. Or is that not allowed?