Keefaz

If you believe the rumours, there hasn't been a waiting list for years...

http://www.mightyleeds.co.uk/images/bowyermirror.jpg And he was fucking hopeless for us as well.

On an unrelated note, how cool would it be if they changed their name to Battlestar Galatasaray?

Aye, just a bit.

Shepherd out.

Fuck yous. This was an hilarious joke.

That's a very big if.

No, they just won't be charged less. Unless you mean in the singing section, in which case they will just get pissed on at half-time.

He's like a really geeky Dizzy Rascal, yeah?

Hmmm... Not sure what to make of that, tbh.

Mos def. in the flesh--where you at--right here on this place called Earth, holdin down my square, bout to represent in your whole atmosphere

They speak American English. From a technical standpoint, they're probably right, tbh.

Thought he a decent game, tbh. Didn't see enough of the ball, but when he had it he used it better than almost any other Man Utd player.

Exactly. You lads should revel in the pre-glory.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1315/grassnp7.jpg

Heard the ref shouted at Terry when he was slow putting the ball on the spot, "Come on, John, get your skates on."

Also, noticed I do actually say 'pelanty' in moments of high excitement.

Thought it was a decent match overall, but the best thing about it was when Van der Sar shouted "Fucking hell!"

Decent game so far. Massively jammy for Chelsea as they've been humped, tbh. Scholes has been class since he got his face smashed in.

Man Utd were dreadfully negative against Barcelona. Turned one of the most anticipated contests in the world into a real snoozefest. The fact Barca can't score for toffee didn't help, like.

Hoho!

Aye, I think every year would be a bit much. You have to get people through the gates to make it worthwhile.

Scholes to score first, Man Utd to win 2-1: 88/1.

Argh! I wonder if we can include his ginger winky on every page?

It's true, lilke. In fact, FIFA should draw up a new set of rules just for him. At the minute, he only gets two thirds of the fouls he asks for, so they could at least allow him to stop play whenever he feels like it.