Keefaz

Shit.

Hmmm... All Chelsea now. Got to hold on.

Dropping very deep now. Get out, you fannies.

Just seen our goal.

Chelsea look a bit frightened, tbh. Howay, lads.

Hasn't been tested, tbh.

Faye's very neat on the ball. Good player.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That Alex seems to get a lot of headers.

Booing Ballack!

'You don't know what you're doing'

More booing.

Owen's first touch was almos an assist!

More booing? No idea from who or why.

Needed a runner from midfield there.

Duff is quick as fuck, btw.

Christ! Duff just a whisker.

Let's have a defender at LB instead.

Cacapa's always having to cover Zog by drifting over to LB. Chelsea fans booing Cole's substitution. LOL

Well played, lads. It could go either way now.

Got to keep at them now while they're on the back foot, see if we can create more wile they're trying to regroup.

Fucking piss. The in-laws are here and I'm popping out every now and then to talk to them. Missed the goal.

Should've been a goal if Cole had put it anywhere else.

ZOG: MARK SHAUN WRIGHT-PHILLIPS! He's the little black fella who's bumming you, by the way.

Playing his invisible man role again to great effect.