Keefaz

Bwahahah. Pompey are going to destroy the universe if they keep buying decent players. Excellent squad down there now.

Not sure Amdy Faye can be classed as a football player, tbh.

The only time Zog's ever happy is for about 10 seconds after he's scored.

Or perhaps not. Too early to tell with a lot of these. The one thing you can say about the Dyer signing is that he's out the rest of the season, so an immediate waste of money.

Allardyce out! Good news bearing in mind how few games we're likely to get out of Owen & Viduka, plus Martins absence for the ANC.

Where is the best news ticker type affair for this, btw?

Faye's in the bag, surely?

Yes, after years and years of being in the upper echelons of management, he suddenly lost the ability to motivate teams; and I'm sure he was in no way undermined by those further up the chain... yeah. Bad timing? It was catastrophic and led to a slump we're only beginning to recover from. The effect Robson had was taken for granted and people started to take the piss, below him as well as above. True, and fans as well, imo.

Player doesn't need to be here to complete a transfer anyway, right?

Mint! Imagine his reaction if they win!

Can't see him coming. But at least we know where .com get their info (Anyone who will give them it). I might send them an email saying I have seen deco in Cruise with his wife but I only had a disposable camera on me and am waiting for the photos to be developed so itll take about an hour. I bet they'd put it on and say 'Photo's to follow'. Thing is, they used to be quite reliable. A while back, if a signing was on there it was as good as done. They've got advertisers to please now though, more hits keeps them happy. More rumours equals more hits. The more commercial any medium goes, the less reliable (A bit like Derek Achora)

Sibs is awesome.

More likely work permits. Pretty sure Beye has French passport, Faye might be a problem.

Can't see him coming. But at least we know where .com get their info (Anyone who will give them it). I might send them an email saying I have seen deco in Cruise with his wife but I only had a disposable camera on me and am waiting for the photos to be developed so itll take about an hour. I bet they'd put it on and say 'Photo's to follow'. Thing is, they used to be quite reliable. A while back, if a signing was on there it was as good as done.

After all this Deco stuff, it'd be typical if he came and was either completely shit, or got injured in his first match and never recovered.

Ash's post just made me remember about Walcott going to the World Cup. THE WORLD CUP, ffs! Theo Walcott. At the World Cup. What the fuck was that all about?

Would be a good move for Everton, I think. Probably means we're getting Arteta.

MON is a renowned last day dealer. A right back would be nice. I've got a weird, sneaky suspicion about a lanky striker who has already played for us once, too. http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2619/leobyrneue9.jpg

Current form! He was canny at Bolton and then granted has had two average games. Give the lad a chance eh? Rubbish. He's been crap. Get rid. (I've never had a random hatred of a player, so I'm trying this one on for size)

I'd be happier with Geremi in a more advanced role, tbh. Get rid of Smith, or at least stick him somewhere he's actually capable of doing a job, and let Geremi be our link man.

Probably Alan Smith on current form, certainly at the price we paid for him.

Butt. Miles better at that role from what I've seen so far.

Semi-decent? You're all heart, mate.

Yes. The entire Kop was applauding you Jeff, you fucking twat.