Keefaz

Owen's looked good, just has failed to convert.

Chill out, ffs.

Colonel Sibs off.

Howay, Shola. Ignore these haters!

Think we've plaeyed very well and look pretty confortable, tbh. Taylor looks good at RB and is always a threat in the box. Smith's more involved although there's still a bit of stepping on each other's toes/going for the same ball etc.

Heskey: rubbish dive. Absolutely rubbish.

Feckin match should be dead and buried.

Kilbane: utter tosser

Looks like he's being dragged off by his lip.

Well, we've had plenty chances. Should be 1 up at least.

Don't remember who was talking about Owen waiting and hopping on defenders' mistakes, but that was a great example of that. Though he should've scored.

A Nicky Butt long range special. The day one of those goes in I'll buy everyone a pint.

Decent shout for a handball as well. Titus tries to contol the ball with his thigh, fucks up and has to use his arm to bring it under control.

Sibs had a decent chance but basically guided the ball back to Harper. Good lad.

We're holding a high line and they're trying to play balls over the top. C'est dangeresque.

Owen had a golden chance, really. One on one, although being closed down. Decent save in the end.

Kirkland wearing hilarious cap on't bonce.

What a wanky formation. Hate that midfield.

Quality moaning.

Bolton have raped Arsenal for years now. Sam's got 'em running scared.

Bowyer, Dyer, Bellamy, Solano, and Parker all at West Ham. That's going to be an interesting fixture.

Aye. This is about right.

Too many chiefs! We need some indians! (Put joke about Chopra in here)

That Beye is signing is immense. Can't believe we've actually got a decent defence. Why the fuck didn't our other managers just do this?