Keefaz

Yes, now shut up.

Judging by her Bond role, I'd say England did well in her. I've run out of hot Ukrainians now. That bird who did the sand painting.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238584287_seinfeld_had_enough.gif

Da fuq?

Ukraine look decent in patches.

Is the Ukrainian keeper wearing one of those Tron costumes?

Olga Kurylenko.

Milla Jovovich.

BBC have got it right.

Mila Kunis.

WTF? Is Salvador Dali the producer for this?

Play it across there, man.

Watching Ibrahimovic is like watching a good Andy Carroll.

The consensus of Parker today is either brilliant or complete s**** Nar. His break up play was good, but his passing was crap. Mixture of both. Spot on. Tbf, though, almost anyone could just jump into block tackles all game. And he always seems to exhaust himself after 65 mins.

Ibra up for it.

Hard-working wide midfielder, surely?

First class falling over there.

Debuchy - 8 Cabaye - 7

Canny: Wellbeck, Gerrard, Lescott. Meh: Milner, Young, Ox, Parker.

Pas mal.

FINALLY, some French totty. Only taken 90 minutes, man.

As a neutral, I think the ref has been great. He's tried to let the game go, which is to his credit, but he's been totally inconsistent in his decisions. I don't see that. Both teams are being allowed to play rough. Oh, fuck off, you farcical impartial arsehole.

Good play that.

As a neutral, I think the ref has been great. He's tried to let the game go, which is to his credit, but he's been totally inconsistent in his decisions.

Ref's mental. Absolutely nuts.