Keefaz

Debuchy's made Cole look like a mug, tbh.

Parker's absolutely shagged, btw.

Ref's an arsehole, man. Not only wrong, but also a wanker.

Think Wellbeck's been fine, tbh. Young ain't done much.

Parker, man, get off your arse.

Ref bending over for the French. We're doing fine here, tbf.

Parker with a 720 there. Who says he hasn't improved?

Ooh. Finger up the nose. Nasty.

Go slit your wrists, man.

Get this cunt in. Give him a call now.

Hmmm... some players need to start showing a bit more, tbh.

Avantage les frogs.

Look at that tippy-tappy bullshit right there. Nice.

Wiped. Ah, right. Thought Platini was trying out some fucking insane French bullshit.

The yellow cards are white?

Oops. Who's in charge of this shambles?

Probably just made them angry.

Get in! Great FK after all that bullshit.

Alreet. That was for the ladies, not blokes with hair of lady length, Keef. Didn't know you were fussy. I like you well kept, mate. Keef with the Amelie bob. Fuck off, you.

Debuchy looking good.

Alreet. That was for the ladies, not blokes with hair of lady length, Keef. Didn't know you were fussy.

Well, he's on the pitch.

Alreet.

Milner and Parker. Two of the stodgiest players imaginable.

But... Cabaye!