Keefaz

aye kill the basdas You're the worst WUM we've ever had on this forum. what do you mean i am passionate about the derbies and i am not a wum Of course i don't mean kill them but i do hate them and if you have a problem with that then tough as for the people who say it is just another game get a grip of yourselves idiots I'm passionate about the derbies. Most exciting match of the season, but I don't hate any of 'em. Considering some of my best mates will be in stands, wouldn't really make sense.

aye kill the basdas You're the worst WUM we've ever had on this forum.

Lots of mackem mates, so no problem with them in general. They do have anti-Tyne chips on their shoulders, I find, but good to have the derby back for the banter.

Even the .com match report says the match was a load of shit, our attempt at a comeback bordered on pathetic, our gameplan was rubbish, that we had no style, that we played long balls to a midget, and we couldn't keep the ball for toffee. I've no idea how they can then go on to start complaining about the atmosphere.

I fucking hate these modern fans who expect not to be 3-0 down after 11 minutes. Outrageous. In my day, you thought you were lucky if the team hadn't been played off the pitch for 45 minutes and you'd conceded 10 in the first half alone.

FYP.

What the fuck is Pleat on about?

That's fucking harsh.

Crumbs.

Nice goalkeeping.

Feel free. Just in time noticed I can turn the sound off on the telly. Sorted.

ITV commentary makes me want to stab my eardrums out.

The kind of quick throw-in we never see.

A blinding 2 yard tap-in. Up there with the absolute greats.

I can't see how we're going to win unless there is a big change that comes out of nowhere.

The worst thing about 5-a-side is how shit I am. I'm fucking rubbish and most of the lads I play with are average with the odd good player who stands out like a sore thumb. We always get the odd bamp hanging around giving us some stick for being a bunch of useless old blokes. I'd give them a good kicking if I could catch them.

I can see his point. Because of how fluid it is, you have to know that if you go forward someone's going to cover the space behind you, or you're shafted. Too often, certainly with the folk I play with, people don't wake up quick enough during transitions so you get caught out 2 v 1 at the back because someone hasn't spotted that a player is stuck up field and they have to cover for him.

Aye, he's the face of Newcastle.

The Lisbon-Man Utd week of doom was pretty depressing, like. Then at the end of it, you realise you've still got Souness as a fucking manager.

Good ol' Jock McGough.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2007/11/05/toon-backing-for-big-sam-72703-20063708/ What a load of fucking shite.

Some of these have made me more furious than disappointed, tbh. The likes of the Partizan match made me seethe for about a week.

Sorry, mate. You can take the next one, honest.

I hope it is Souness, tbh. All the other managers we hate have disappeared after their jobs with us, Souness'll be the first one we can actually boo to the rafters.

Oh fuk, its 'proper club' time. Even Souness couldn't describe Wigan as a 'proper club'. They're about as far away from that as it's possible to get.