Keefaz

Metalist put together some nice passing moves at times.

Yakubu:

Haven't seen Everton look this bad for ages. Metalist are a better team than I was expecting, tbh.

But there's perfectly reasonable tackles where both players are essentially stationary and the tackle comes in from behind, but reaching round the player with the ball. Almost zero chance of injury, but will still get penalised.

Everton look awful.

That may be the rule, but the interpretation is different. Seen some beautifully-timed challenges from behind that the ref has blown up for.

Lad at 5-a-side tries it on a canny bit. He's good at it an aal. He shouts 'nutmeg' sometimes. Once he did it and it came off, so I just ran after him and pushed him over, the twat.

You were probably thinking of Sheffield.

Not even in the Championship.

Why didn't Ronaldo come back on? Only looked like a cut.

Aye. There's been nowt in it, really. If anything, Roma have had the better chances.

What channel is this even on? Can't find it.

Ronaldo gets an elbow in the face.

Think Man Utd have been pretty poor, tbh. Roma could've definitely got something out of this if they'd been a little more adventurous.

Aye, but this time you had the entire history of his family, businesses owned, etc.

They've just played it four times in row now Arsenal have scored. Presumably because there's no noise. They could do with the same thing at Old Trafford, tbh. At least it'd be accurate for one.

Think Rooney's gone off on one, tbh.

Tyldesley's beyond a joke, tbh. All Scholes has done all match is cross-field passes.

'Twas dodgy. Thought Carrick might've had his foot stood on? Decent goal from Rooney there.

I wish Totti'd made contact with that attempted handstand.

Nani:

Seems that was a bit too generous! Also, Nani is total shite. The 30+ million they spent on him and Anderson is as bad as the 30+ million Sunderland spent. No doubt he'll get better, but he's a bit headless at the minute. Saha looks well off the pace.

Thought nobody on here rated him?

Nani's a diving vag. Totti should punch his face off, the twat.

Think Roma look the better team at the minute. Man Utd need play a bit faster.