Keefaz

This is right. Martins just needs to go do something insane.

Just can't make the ball stick at all up front.

Toon fans in good voice, at least.

Seems Martins is having one of those matches where when he doesn't score, he does fuck all.

Milner off, Butt on.

Emre has a pop. Nothing too great.

We've done absolutely nothing this half.

Yeah, my feelings exactly. Looks like it's just not going to happen. He's never going to get enough games to prove himself, and it's probably best for all concerned if he leaves.

Seems more 4-5-1.

Shola.

I'm not sure this is the best match for Emre's comeback, tbh.

This is true. The kids play the same tippy-tappy, posession football the first XI play.

I'll go for a slash and then we'll score.

Yep. All Arsenal, still.

Barton kicking a ball about a half-time, apparently.

Nee changes.

Oh, fuck off Roeder.

Chump.

HT Nowt in it. Arse playing the better football but it can go either way.

Christ. Another chance Arse spurn.

Enrique brings down Eboue. I mean EBoue.

Why's this fella saying every name completely differently to how everyone's else in the country say it?

Seems Arsenal have a lot of posession, but we seem OK going forwards sporadically.

The commentary is fucking gash like isn't it? No idea what's happening half the time.

Blimey.