Keefaz

What the piss is a lard sculpture?

Any bias? I'd like to think so.

Weighted balls on a wet pitch are obviously harder on a wet pitch. We had some canny passes in the first leg against Alkmaar.

They seem desperate to throw it away.

shevchenko never scored. shevchenkos not useless He fucking is.

I've heard awful stories about Ayresome Park, like. I wasn't really talking about violence, more modern-day stewards, etc.

I wonder if any travelling fans have bother at SJP. You hear the odd story...

Parker in the Journal today seems to think it's still up for grabs.

Pompey, going by what I've heard on TV and heard from other people. Spurs fans have always been good at SJP, imo.

Not even the best English footballer at the moment. Temporary. Give me Rooney anyday. Who do you think the best players is at the moment anyway mate, out of interest ? Gerrard ? I'd take him as the 2nd best English player. I thought this was a wind-up. Are you serious?

I can't listen to it now. Utter pish.

Am I being sold a woosh here? I'm not touching it.

Fucking spastics can't even ask decent questions.

Aye but they also lost at home....Crespo if I remember correctly. How many of Manure's injured players would have returned. Did Man U have a few injury problems? I don't think Tyldesley mentioned that. Oh yes, he did. Towards the start, about 4000 times, just in case it didn't go their way. It was awesome. He basically ennumerated about 5 reasons why Man United should lose.

It'll definitely be tight. Should be a decent watch.

Played really well the 2nd half, to be fair.

Watch out. Rooney's just scored.

Feet by Ronaldo there...

He's fucking awful.

Man United look knackered, tbh.

Fuck off man, talking shite. Eh? It's a fucking fact, you tool. Dunno if he was just pissing about with his mates, like.

Scholes vs Kaka?

Man Utd's player of the season, I seem to remember. Aye, I wouldn't have him, like.

I don't think Heinze was getting it, but Evre didn't bloody help, like.

He hasn't looked comfortable, but in his first season he was immense.