Keefaz

Walker immense this tourney.

Imagine the sort of twat you have to be...

Dude's milking this

I'd punch Pickford before games

This is looking like a more traditional England performance now.

Been real bad this half. Think we've fucked it.

Hmmm... Come on, you fuckers.

Sterling more harm than good at the minute.

Expect a demonstration of the dark arts from Italy in the second half.

England had the better of the chances, tbh. Better build up play. Italy don't look that scary.

Shaw's been brilliant.

Meh.

Play to the whistle, chumps.

Italy don't look great. Without wishing to jinx anything.

Brilliant finish

My big joy this tournament has been watching England fans spaffing with delight when Grealish gets on the pitch only for him to trot around doing nowt for 20 minutes.

Grateful that Denmark made four subs that made them considerably worse.

I'm sure there'll be no cheating from Italy.

His football ability is broken

Take it all back, this ref is amazing. Gullible AF.

Rubbish pen. Rubbish save.

My heart is fucked

Will see how these bastards defend

I mean, he's been our best player, but other than that, aye.

This ref is a fucking mug.