Keefaz

Lol. Hope Walker shouted boo as he ran past there.

Pitch is like a rug on a polished wooden floor

Lol. Deserved.

Feel Schar's been shafted here, as that was an exquisite finish

Refs seem to have been pretty sensible so far

This match seems to have lasted about a thousand years

Scotland love a dive

Just realised I had 5 Live commentary on. Wondering why he was describing everything I could see with my own eyes.

Fucking Pat Nevin is on the sauce. Sounds absolutely smashface.

Amazing og

Scotland with a powerful lack of quality

Why have Hungary brought on a rugby player?

Germany looking depressingly efficient

That was the funniest shit I've ever seen

Lovely. Mad game.

Jesus christ

Like an old man, I'm asking: what is the drop-ball rule now?

There was a switch ball thumped over to him and he just took it in his stride. Messi would have fifty TikToks of it by now.

Now, that's what I thought. But did I imagine it too?

Thought I've had for a while, might as well ask it here: why's no one done a chant based on Jolene by Dolly Parton where 'Jolene' is replaced by 'Geordies'. Seems obvious.

Worked hard. Seems to have the right attitude.

This will do wonders for intimidating teams when coming to SJP.

Someone tell that other guy to stop calling them Paris. Paris isn't the name of a football club. That's the name of a city. Made me almost rip my dick off.

He's got a bet on, surely

Unlucky, big nose